moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Nice to know what you think of me even though I say I'm not like that. Thanks for the vote of confidence :(

how hard is it to wash your bloody cup out!
you'd soon be moaning if i gave you one full of stains/gunk
so pore it out and swish it with water DONE
i'm not your bastard slave

I hate taking a dump, then having bits of toilet paper roll up and stick to a few arse hairs, forcing you to rip them out after clearing up the main blast area.

So my University has a Subway, and in this Subway lie the biggest miserable, rudest, greasy, most disgusting pricks I have ever had the misfortune of coming across.

With all respect to dudes in the fast food industry and any man trying to make a living, these pricks take the biscuit.

All they do is make sandwiches, that's it. They're not doing anything else. Where did they get the right to be so stuck up, and obnoxious?

Stick to lining my 6" Hearty Italian with what I say and shut the fuck up.

My perception of “spreadable right out the box” is that it's spreadable right out the box. Why then is Marks & Spencer's low-fat butter as spreadable as spreading bricks over bread. To boot it was flaky as hell as it is scooped up making it look like some weird gone off butter.

I used to think M&S food was full of quality products.

You need to know that actions most definitely speak louder than words, so where are you?

If you walked into my room and the light was on, why would I want the light shut when you leave? RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Fuck me you chat more shit than a horse pooing

I just took around 500 shots for your event in a high-end camera with a sexy piece of glass (lens) and you tell me you want them resized to a ridiculous resolution... next time I'll bring my 2 megapixel point-and-shoot from 2003.

Doesn't it just annoy you how when your trying to shag a bird, she comes round half way through :(