almost had a head-on collision with a motorcycle at a petrol station because he came out of the side of the station at full speed heading the wrong way right at me. at a fucking petrol station! as if the roads weren't enough for them to act like assholes! for fuck's sake grow a fucking brain! it takes less than 1 minute to go the right way!
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What kind of a dopey dickhead are you?
You come into my room, looking for something of mine, going through all my shit, then you CLOSE MY LIGHT and leave my room... I say "what the fuck? I'm working", you reply "so what?", and continue to close the door.
Jesus H. Christ.
Jesus christ - just looking at all the work on my desk as well as the new stuff and realising that there is way more here than I thought there would be.
This is looking to be a tough one.
Just as when I was little, I wish someone would just say they love me for who I am and they want to spend forever with me. I'm not that awful am I?
Tantrums and little madam, anything else you want to call your girlfriend?!
A whole year after YOU decided to be a prick and claim against my car insurance for something so minor and you decide to text me asking if I'm ok?! FUCK YOU.
if only i could be with you one more time. i need you. even just holding your hand made me feel like everything was okay and i miss it.
this new version sucks. I want the old one back! really! now!
Let's get some MORE black people on television.
Protip: when you're giving out assignments for your students, make sure you outline every single thing you want in clear comprehensible English.
You must a lot of free time on your hands, as I know you will be getting quite a lot of queries from students asking you questions about your fucking ambiguous assignment.
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