moanlog – Anonymous moaning

i hate the fact im full to the brim!

This Liberian has literally walked past me 6 times in the last 3 minutes. I don't think anyone has sneaked in, I don't think any Student is masturbating in the corner, I don't think anything has changed that much since you last checked.

Every one on my floor comes home at 3 in the morning piss drunk and screaming at the top of their lungs every goddamn weekend and most weekdays too. One day, I will slaughter you all, but silently and at a reasonable hour.

for a player, you're not even that good looking. damn them hoes must be drunk when they see you

I was IN BED. As in, the lights shut, me under the duvet, reading stuff on my iPhone until I got a email from you asking me to do something. Lovely.

fucking mixcloud cunts don't let people download for some reason, yeh sadly the cunts throttle their upload speed so download is slow, should add the admins to cuntscorner

you're a fucking problem i hate you

I just noticed I have cavities... I never have cavities... this sucks donkey!! [ps. seeing dentist in under a week.]

i'm not your goddamn secretary to boss around

Your always so busy. Maybe one day youll put your other plans second to me. Maybe one day Ill feel like you're actually making an effort. Because this is meant to be fun, and it isnt.
Its hardly even working.