moanlog – Anonymous moaning

why doesn't my luck change? seriously ffs

This Liberian has literally walked past me 6 times in the last 3 minutes. I don't think anyone has sneaked in, I don't think any Student is masturbating in the corner, I don't think anything has changed that much since you last checked.

You're like a fucking plant pot. Once you've reached your capacity you replace something. You never think to increase your capacity, because that's just not you

When I am driving, the last thing I fucking need is someone giving a running commentary. If I feel like leaving it in fourth gear, I feel like leaving it in fourth gear. Don't fucking tell me what I should and shouldn't do, no matter how long you have been driving.

The other thing is you are a smelly piece of shit.

:'( you've managed to break my heart, congratulations

Dear Mr. Old Person on the X80,

Yes, I can see there's a queue. But we were here before these people and decided to wait outside of it instead of lining up.

I want to thank you for pushing me out the way like that. Because I just LOVE it. The only reason I didn't push back (or smack your head through the bus window, trust me I thought of it) is because you look like you've only got 2 years at best before you die, and so I didn't want your premature death on my conscience.

Another thing, in future please either put you wife on a lead with a muzzle so she can't chat shit, or leave her at home in her cage.

Yours gratefully,
The guy who wouldn't mind if you choked on your dinner tonight.

i'm having a super shit day and it's only 9am. couldn't sleep last night until 5ish am. woke up at 7am with cat shit on my bed. turns out the cleaner who came over yesterday emptied the litterbox but didn't put any actual litter in it so the cats went looking for a better place to go #1 and #2 - my bed. traffic was a major bitch going into town and people were assholes. also suspect something's wrong with my car. fuck.

you can't even remember to buy me lunch when I'm staying in the office to work on YOUR project. i fell totally appreciate. NOT. </1998>

This will sound funny, but I hate wearing clothes. I mean clothes that I wear when I go out, like t-shirts and trousers. I'm just not comfortable in them. I much prefer wearing a vest and pants everyday. That makes me sound like a lazy bum, but I don't mind changing and putting other clothes on, I just don't like to wear them in the house.

If in 43 minutes the heating in this room does not kick on, then I am going to reception to kick off.
This room is like a fucking igloo and I am not a fucking inuit.

They get 43 minutes because they said it comes on at 6:00pm but if I don't hear a hiss on the dot then I will flip out.