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To Ruth my mother-in-law; you lying, vain sack of pus. Hope your sagging tits trip you up on your next Costco run. You're the only reason they sell 10 pound trays of shepherd's pie.

you f**king retard. how is it acceptable to play music until 12.45am. your kids might be able to sleep through it but mine can't! the only reason we haven't called your landlord is because we don't want any issues when selling our house.

i wish i could punch you and your nutter of a wife.. who btw thinks it's ok to do that and then say sorry the next day.. sorry doesn't undo the lack of sleep or stress you cause me.. bitch!

My boyfriend has no idea what he's doing...
I know he's never had a girlfriend before me but it took him 2 months before he kissed me, and he asked first.
And it was 8 months before we got to second base.

He's such a wimp.

I hate you. You're a waste of space, oxygen, and life. And I swear down, if you carry on playing your fucking awful music at 11:30pm, stopping me from sleeping so much that eventually I give up and come on this because I can't even hear myself think, I will do myself, society, and the gene pool in general a HUGE favour, and fucking kill you.
You get pissed on one can of beer, and think that it gives you the excuse to do stupid stuff when your parents are not at home.
Well FUCK YOU, and I hope you trip over your CD player, fall out your window, onto a very large rusty metal spike.
Goodnight, asshole.

I'm so stupid. I thought that because you liked me, there was only me. Won't be making that mistake again.

Right, I have worked since i left school, a long time only been out of work the last year due to the recession, I got Jobseekers Allowance for 6 months after working in this coontry < coontry seems the best expression, I am the wrong colour, my partner works over the limited period of hours, so basically we are better off doing fuck all & claiming everything instead of my partner working & me seeking full time employment, this country sucks big time, better off being a sponger, then a worker seeking employment

can you at least have the decency to not make plans that exclude me when i'm not around? thank god i'm quitting and i won't have to put up with assholes for colleagues.

It's the new year, and you promised us our coursework to be marked and given back to us by early December. You missed your last lecture, the last lecture before our exams, and now you've missed your own deadline for the coursework.

Do you think I am going to recommend your module to anyone who asks me?

I don't think our 'friends with benefits' arrangement is working, because you get all the benefits, you selfish DICK!

fukin hell if u dont want this then say im bored of playin games wiv you

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