moanlog – Anonymous moaning

fucking pmt
can't even use it as an excuse because no men bloody think its real

I used to like it when I came on msn and you were online. Now I like it when you're not.

What's the point in asking me a question when you're just going to ignore it and blurt out your own ridiculous answer that you formulated using those two brain cells of yours. Keep your arrogance to yourself and stop putting your misconception on others you miserable git.

If you call an e-mail address or some kind of authentication handle an "ID", I swear to god I will engrave "stupid cunt" onto your forehead with a blunt knife.

Only one person can change this and make it better but your head is so far up your own arse that you can't see through your shit and selfishness

Sophie smells so bad that it makes my eyes water

There is a colleague in my office who is making me grow dangerously close to just upping and leaving this job. If he doesn't get off my back then I am going to get fired for kicking him in the fucking head.

You're not my boss so stop pretending to be.

Okay, I don't mind being there for you. I don't mind being someone you can complain on, or vent on occasionally. But I am NOT going to get in the middle of this. Yeah, you're fighting, but I refuse to lie to my father about your whereabouts so that you don't have to speak to him on the phone.
I'm not getting involved in this! I don't know what's going on, and I don't want to. So keep it to yourself. Thankyou.

Please, for the love of god, use BCC if you're sending (read: spamming) a lot of recipients in email.

I don't really appreciate every moron in the world having my personal email address.

If you don't know what BCC is, get off the computer.

My head is cold. #fml