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fuck you. you fuck. there. witty no? you know who you are.

i hate old people. i am waiting for that one big cold snap that will free up all of the parking spots.

Put you so high up there above everyone and all you do is let me down time and time again. Why do I bother

To all you bellend car drivers out there who don't give two shits about us cyclists when overtaking us on the roads. I may not pay road tax, I may hold you up for a few seconds from getting home to your slutty wife and minging kids, I may be leaner and fitter than you'll ever be in a lifetime. But at the end of the day, we're both road users, so chill the fuck out and take it easy, even though I will meet you 2 miles down the road, filter through the traffic you'll be stuck for an hour and get home much faster than you.

Peace.

alright, just kidding. it's awesome!

bastard slow designers at work - I can do a quicker job and Im not even a designer!! *punch*

The price of a round in my University bar: £5.80.

Me offering to pay for the drinks only forgetting to remember my PIN number for my credit card: Priceless.

My god damned University has some stupid thing where you are required to enter a PIN number to take books out the library. Well, I seemed to have forgotten all about my credit card PIN after having remembered the library 4 digit number sequence.

Not only did I look like an idiot in front of my friends, I looked like a tramp in front of the cute little bartender.

So that's how it is is huh?

what a way to make a girl feel wanted.

oh shut the hell up

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