moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Punching above your weight again, silly boy will you ever learn

People that run late consistently get on my fucking nerves. I mean yes, people get used to the fact that your time-keeping is abysmal & just assume you'll be half hour late or start giving you a time to meet half hour earlier, but why is this acceptable. Unacceptable. Unless you've been shot in the leg or had one of those Jack Bauer days, buy a fucking watch & use it.

What am I to you? Would you even miss me or notice if I wasn't here tomorrow?

If you ask someone you like to rate your attractiveness out of 10. Do not throw a hissy fit if they come back with 4 as the answer. It's your own fucking fault for asking the question. He doesn't like you and you should get over it, I can't be arsed clearing up your mess any longer. You sound so desperate, it's no wonder he said 4 so not to give your over inflated ego anymore of a boost.
Find someone else to fawn over.

i'm glad i got rid when i did
turns out you're more of a prick than i ever thought
i don't like being on this side of you
but i'm glad i have seen it

dear boss, if you don't touch the spreadsheet, THE NUMBERS WON'T GO WRONG. STOP FUCKING IT UP!

you fucking disgust me, you fat fucks. eat less. walk more. scientifically proven, you blubber assed piece if shit. don't moan and carp and wheeze, don't stink up the fucking area around you, and if your fat ass falls over, don't look to me for a hand up, my back is bad enough.

I just noticed I have cavities... I never have cavities... this sucks donkey!! [ps. seeing dentist in under a week.]

Yes you mac keyboard is nice, but stop fucking banging the keys like you wnt to fucking poke the life out of it!!

Why the fuck do you accuse me of 'clicking off shit quickly'? It's called multitasking!

UGH.