moanlog – Anonymous moaning

You're fucking unreasonable. Stop fucking controlling me.

it annoys me when you talk

You're a cunt. Never before has the thought of someone in pain actually brought me mental pleasure. But the idea of hitting you with something, right over the back of the head, or seeing you lying infront of a bus that just knocked you down, actually gives me some sick form of enjoyment.
You're a useless cow. You've ruined it for me, for the last 2 years. Because of you, I'm probably going to have to seriously rethink my future. You're a waste of space, a waste of life, and you have a furry face.

Now go run across a motorway or something.

I realise now that I do wayyyyyy too much for you. If you don't have time for me then I really don't have time for you. Thanks a bunch.

There is a colleague in my office who is making me grow dangerously close to just upping and leaving this job. If he doesn't get off my back then I am going to get fired for kicking him in the fucking head.

You're not my boss so stop pretending to be.

So whoever used the toilet before me didn't bother flushing again to make sure all the toilet paper went down
rather than flushing waiting and flushing again i just used the toilet
not expecting it to block and fill to the top with water!!!
whats worse is that i had to fish out the tampon before i went and asked dad to unblock it!
FML!!

oh i think i'm on the wrong website for an fml moment..

i love how i asked you for ages to go to a place i knew you'd like but you end up going with him. i can't wait til you hate being married to him and it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Stop hitting on my boyfriend you stupid girl!!

And boyfriend of mine: say something and stop being so fucking nice!!!

You ungrateful spiteful knob bitch. I can't wait til the tables are turned on you. All of your claims are unfounded.

You don't fucking know me, stop acting like you do. We're friends, ok. And I think you're awesome. But making judgements like that about me is absolutely not okay. Especially when it's your fault. I've known you for like 6 months, there's no way you can say that kind of thing when I don't see you that often. And stop spreading that shit, too.