moanlog – Anonymous moaning

fuck you. you fuck. there. witty no? you know who you are.

I don't like talking about people behind their backs, but with you I'll make the exception because you're too fucking emotionally unstable to be able to handle the truth to your face. So here's a little reality check for you.

1) Nobody actually likes you. Everybody you know has complained about you to me at least once, most on a regular occasion. I can see exactly where they're coming from.

2) You're the last person in the world who can tell me how to eat healthily. Whatever you believe, pasta is healthier than deep fried chips. Get that into your head. You'd have thought the fact that I'm in a much better shape than you would be a shining example of why I'm right, but apparently not.

3) You need to stop complaining you're overweight and continuing to stuff your face with a fucking multi-pack of mars bars. Your excuses for not going to the gym are ridiculous, "I don't like the showers" being a personal highlight. If you want to lose weight, get on a fucking treadmill. Don't sit there crying into your Krispy Kremes.

4) You're not a nice person. The tone of your voice with everything you say is disgusting, and 'twat' seems to come out of your mouth every other word. When I laugh when you say "I guess I'm just too nice!", it's because I'm trying to figure out if there's any way on earth you could be serious.

5) You're fucking lazy. Every single things is "too much effort", from walking up a hill that literally takes 45 seconds to taking putting on a jumper when you're cold.

I swear down, if you say something is too much effort, or call someone a twat, or bitch about my friend, or do any of this shit you think I think is funny anymore, I'm going to stab you in the face with a shovel. Repeatedly. Sort your fucking life out.

I think I'm tired of fucking my girlfriend. I try to drop subtle hints like: Ignoring her phone calls, conveniently having emergencies, dropping her off at home without going in. I'm hoping she'll dump me so I don't have to do the dirty work. Even though I'm a cold-hearted bastard, I can't bring myself to break another heart. I hope she takes the many hints and fucks off, soon, I'm ready to move on.

you're a fucking problem i hate you

ohmyfuckinggod. I am sick to death of life at the moment, always skint, never get to go out, might even be working on my fucking 21st, seem to now have no fucking friends at all, brilliant. Rant over.

It's not the same
You comfort me by just being there
but you aren't here
I don't do the whole talking thing, i just need you to be around to take my mind away thats all i need

Like seriously man, quit talking shit when i'm trying to listen to The Archers.

Being part of a team means that you do your fair share of the work. It doesn't mean that you have the right to sit at your laptop and say you're not doing it because you basically can't be bothered. The work needs to be done very very soon, and I'm sat here working my ass off already, and now by the sound of it we're going to have to do even more because you don't have the motivation to do any yourself.
It's difficult, you knew that going in. But you have absolutely no right to just say you're not doing it.
There's no 'i' in team.
There is, however, a 'u' in CUNT.

If you're selling a product, it doesn't matter if it's online or on a shelf, you need to display the price in a clear manner. There is no way in hell I am going to buy from a company that can't get simple advertising correct.

I am namely talking about Spanning Sync. This application sounds like a god send and does exactly what I want to do. Great! There's a download link for a free trial so I immediately know I there's either a paid version or something. How much is it? I don't know! I'll blindly download the trial, integrate all my shit into it and hope it displays a price inside the application.

I had to search the webpage with my browser (cmd+f > $) for the price, and guess what - it's only listed in testimonials. Jeez.

stop hatin on wagner hez funny