moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Serriously, I set up an Amazon wishlist for a reason. You're shit gifts are that reason.

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

How could you marry her, HAVE A GODDAMN KID, and still tell me that you would have rather married me?! Wtf is wrong with you? Will you grow a pair of balls and take charge of your life? If people wonder why I never married, it's because I'm scared that all men will turn out to be like you.

why the fuck does my girlfriend now live 2000 minles away, and get pissed off whenever i say i have been out with my friends and one of them was a girl :@ :@

wanna keep me on a fucking tighter leash?

Okay, let's lay down some guidelines here. Just so we can make sure we understand what's being appropriate, and what's totally inappropriate:

1) It's okay to occasionally reply to somebody that you follow on twitter.

2) It's a bit weird if they're 20 years younger than you, but it's still okay.

3) It's not okay to add them on facebook and send them messages about how they're such a wonderful person. Constantly.

4) It's not okay to send all their friends tweets and follow them all and intrude on all their online conversations.

5) It's not okay to reply to every single tweet they post with some kind of comment which you hope will result in a converstaion.

6) It's not okay to send them direct messages four times a day.

7) It's not okay to try and arrange a time to meet up with them offline.

8) It's not okay to tell them all your problems, they don't care.

Okay. I'm glad we cleared that up. Now, having learnt that little lesson, get on with your life and stop stalking.

When I am driving, the last thing I fucking need is someone giving a running commentary. If I feel like leaving it in fourth gear, I feel like leaving it in fourth gear. Don't fucking tell me what I should and shouldn't do, no matter how long you have been driving.

The other thing is you are a smelly piece of shit.

All I want is someone to give me the affection and the attention you didn't have the balls to give to me. But I still miss you or rather the person I thought you were

I wish my fat lazy wife would just fuck off.

i give up on you people.

You and that stupid fucking phone. Seriously.