moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Why the hell was that shit so good damn painful. I understand eithier a stinging or burning sensation but both?! That's just fucking retarded.

These cat food commercials annoy me.

I do not enjoy being woken or waking up before my already early-as-fuck morning alarm.

To all the wankers blocking up the road: Fuck you, fuck you very very much. I just want to get home!!!

So whoever used the toilet before me didn't bother flushing again to make sure all the toilet paper went down
rather than flushing waiting and flushing again i just used the toilet
not expecting it to block and fill to the top with water!!!
whats worse is that i had to fish out the tampon before i went and asked dad to unblock it!
FML!!

oh i think i'm on the wrong website for an fml moment..

I'm so stupid. I thought that because you liked me, there was only me. Won't be making that mistake again.

CARCRAFT > Visit to Lakeside Retail Park.
We reserved a car online, a Fiat Punto previously in the week & visited the retail park to pick up the car at 10.00am. We was greeted in a nice way, shown the car which had a flat tyre, took it for a test drive then returned to see a 20 foot flag fall over & smash onto a car. We then sat & waited, then waited. We kept getting told 20 minutes which turned out to be fucking 1 hour & 40 minutes, then told the car we wanted was refused on finance. Another car was being searched for after waiting for cunting ages sitting in a freezing cold environment like a fucking igloo. We finally got a decision on another car the same model & colour which was good (by a paki). We waited again for ages to get the finance agreed and was told 15 minutes which turned out to be a fuvking hour AGAIN. The website should state that visiting carcraft is a day out & what you get quoted online is a complete load of bollocks. The price kept jumping up & up & up, we was finally getting things finalised & told the car would be delivered to us on the day. Then was informed the car had no fucking log book, so we have to take time off of work to arrange this in the week. Then got phoned on the way home by another PAKI & was asked to be picked up by a driver & asked to be driven to Lakeside Park on the day after & for me to drive the car back home which is over 40 miles away after spending 6 hours in a freezing cold fucking car warehouse. We actually spent 11 hours away from our baby daughter in total. I find this totally & utterly unacceptable, I am so glad I didn't bring my daughter with me. I am never going to recommend you cunts to anyone, more so I am gonna advise people to avoid you cunts, the waiting time & lack of customer service Is absolute horse piss, would you wait in Comets all day to purchase a fucking Kettle??
NO YOU WOULDN'T your going on cuntscorner website you bunch of fucktards

don't try to screw me over, bitch. you won't know what hit you.

Today I saw an unoriginal site on the internet that was unusable to anybody who had Javascript disabled. FML*

*Ofcourse that is how I would begin and end the moan if I were posting on a certain suspiciously similar site, but I'm not.

I think I might be bisexual. Didn't see that one coming.