moanlog – Anonymous moaning

you're a fucking problem i hate you

I feel like its one of those days where everyone else is concerned about everyone else but me. Maybe if I rot away here I won't get noticed.

To person A - you're a dick.
To person B - reading your misfortune on facebook makes me very happy, thankyou for brightening my day :-)

So what I was hoping for was a lovely Grandma for my daughter. What I have is an alcoholic, hard faced and exceptionally cruel bitch of a mother in law that has accomplished nothing in her lousy life. You can't choose your in laws can you? At least her vile, foul mouthed husband has taken his elevator ride to hell so there is only one of them to have to be nice to.

Only you can fix this and thats what's killing me. I know what I want 150% :(

Why does my laptop have to make my penis so hot and uncomfortable?! I try putting it on the chair of my arm but don't want to ruin the fine leather on my Eames lounge chair. Goddam it.

I think I'm tired of fucking my girlfriend. I try to drop subtle hints like: Ignoring her phone calls, conveniently having emergencies, dropping her off at home without going in. I'm hoping she'll dump me so I don't have to do the dirty work. Even though I'm a cold-hearted bastard, I can't bring myself to break another heart. I hope she takes the many hints and fucks off, soon, I'm ready to move on.

For fucks sake, since when does playing a sodding game become more important than talking to your girlfriend when you know shes been feeling shit lately?

My boyfriend has no idea what he's doing...
I know he's never had a girlfriend before me but it took him 2 months before he kissed me, and he asked first.
And it was 8 months before we got to second base.

He's such a wimp.

working with big brother is a pain. Their egos and their un-professionalism is making me crazy. I'll have no teeth (ground) or hair (pulled) left in 2 weeks!