I want to tell the whole world to fuck off today
Listing Random Moans
I am sick to death of reading the newspapers. The last thing I want to see in the morning with my Tea and Bran Flakes is more fucking injustice.
NEWSFLASH GOVERNMENT: IF A HUMAN COMMITS A SERIOUS CRIME, THEN THEY LOSE THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS.
It's so fucking simple it blows my mind that these ridiculous prick's whims are pandered to.
You stupid ungrateful bitch. I am driving 100 miles to your 'hen do' in a shabby pizza express for the afternoon. Are you fucking kidding me?! and then you have the nerve to call my bf a 'loser'?! Have you seen your donkey face in the mirror? Stupid bitch. I can't wait til I never have to be forced to do shit for you. Do it yourself twat.
"Your profile picture was changed and will be reflected on your account within six hours."
I just changed my avatar on YouTube and it will take up to 6 hours for it to be active? Where do I even begin with this? I thought YT was owned by Google and therefore have trillions of monkeys working in the background to make everything fast, transparant and web 2.0? 6 hours is akin to the 1998 Netscape-only websites that required you to send a letter to the website offices.
6 hours, give me a break...
I loved you more than anything.
And then you left me.
Shut the fuck up and do the work yourself I can't fucking stand it when you're like this, sometimes things are you fault and not just mine
If you ask someone you like to rate your attractiveness out of 10. Do not throw a hissy fit if they come back with 4 as the answer. It's your own fucking fault for asking the question. He doesn't like you and you should get over it, I can't be arsed clearing up your mess any longer. You sound so desperate, it's no wonder he said 4 so not to give your over inflated ego anymore of a boost.
Find someone else to fawn over.
What do you want me to say?
Tell me and I'll say it
Altho some of you idiots dont have lectures at 9:00 am in the morning or not bother turning up at all, Some of us do! Shut the fuck up!
you know what i hate? i hate when i do my job right the first time, my boss makes me change the info, and then we find out i was right in the first place and now I HAVE TO TAKE 1 HOUR TO FUCKING CHANGE IT BACK. ffs.
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