moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Great now that's another thing I have to sort out, thanks for making me look like a twat.

fuck I miss you, and it's not my place to

Why am i feeling so much pain after you broke up our 12 years relationship? I'll tell you why, its because you're acting like you don't even care, and i feel like a worthless piece of horse shit. Thanks a lot, i thought you loved me.

could you please stop touching me? honestly. stop! okay, i know you are still going to sit reeeeealy close to me on the couch, and fucking hum, and smile at me because you aren't fucking touching me. but just stop it. fuck. get. away. i mean it. stop. stop. okay i'm moving away.

My neighbor works night shift. At about 11pm the other night, I heard a car arrive next door. I was sitting out back when a couple came outside. I could hear whispers, giggles, and panting, until the sound of a breathless, passionate, lustful moan escaped my neighbor's wife's lips. Then they scrambled into the house. I don't know if it was anther man with my friend's wife, maybe role play, maybe their teenage daughter and her friend. Would you say something to your neighbor? If it had happened at your home while you were working nightshifts, would you want you neighbor to say something to you?

Why the shit won't you connect exchange?! what the fuck is wrong with you? Everyone else is using their email so why the hell do you feel like fucking around with me now???

i don't love you like that anymore.. i don't know if i ever did
i tried

I really don't get why actors put their hands out in front of incoming traffic as if they have some superpower that is magically going to stop the car from crushing them, and to top it off, they just pause?! Maybe they're all students of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning and they're training to be in the next X-Men. It's stupid, no one does it, and it looks totally fake.

If you did that in real life you would be fucked.

what a waste you all are

If you're going to break up with me, don't immediately start calling me everyday and get bitchy when I don't want to meet up with you. WE'RE BROKEN UP, bitch.