First off, I wake up to fucking snow. I don't give a shit about it at any other time, it can come down as hard as it wants. But I NEED to get to London tomorrow and now that's looking really fucking unlikely.
THEN my fucking hard drive breaks and I love well over £800 worth of music, as well as pictures, videos, games and various other shitting things that I shitting need for my shitting day to day life.
Shit fuck bollocks wank in the bum hole cunt.
"As you're new to the University in September ...", right... it's now March and I'm JUST NOW getting an email describing various services and people in the University that can help me.
What's the point? Most of the things that I was worried about aren't in my mind anymore, and I would have descovered the stuff that I care about.
You need to work on your timing.
I do not enjoy being woken or waking up before my already early-as-fuck morning alarm.
I have an idea which will not be realised until someone far more important than me proposes it....
I feel sickkkkkkkkk.
I swear to god I will kill him. It's only a matter of time. The reason nothing works on your machine is because you never fucking let me near it. Everytime I try you say you're too busy, then you take it away and home. I wouldn't care but the problem gets worse, you blame me to the M.D., I get reprimanded, try to fix the machine and you tell me you're too busy!
I swear to fucking god your time is coming to an end.
ARGH FUCKING FUCK SAKE
You know I work. You know I have a full-time job. Why do you call me at 11am to ask me what I'm doing and proceed to tell me about your day?
If you set a deadline, fucking stick to the deadline. Believe it or not some people have actually done the work requested and it's a constant 2 fingers up to those who give a shit when you pander to the needs of the drunken morons. The information and deadlines are in the handbook given out in our first lesson, I can refer back to it, why the fuck can't you.
when your laugh is like a fucking baboon or some kind of ridiculous sounding drum, please try and limit the amount of times you open that gob. jesus christ i am trying to work here. i don't need you laughing unnecessarily loud.
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