This stupid site still fixated on being as far left of the page, just to be annoying?
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To all the wankers blocking up the road: Fuck you, fuck you very very much. I just want to get home!!!
you say u love me and then u wont talk what the fuck is going on with u!!
My ex is a lying, disrespectful, selfish, self centered cunt. I hate her.
first I had to deal with stupid and stupid's stupid father. now I have to deal with stupid, stupid's stupid father and their stupid solicitor whos fucking stupid beyond belief. thats what you get when you find a cheap solicitor from soufall init bruv. dick heads.
I think I may have met the man of my dreams. Unfortunately, it's after I got herpes.
thanks for asking me.
The price of a round in my University bar: £5.80.
Me offering to pay for the drinks only forgetting to remember my PIN number for my credit card: Priceless.
My god damned University has some stupid thing where you are required to enter a PIN number to take books out the library. Well, I seemed to have forgotten all about my credit card PIN after having remembered the library 4 digit number sequence.
Not only did I look like an idiot in front of my friends, I looked like a tramp in front of the cute little bartender.
Sure make your own fucking plans whilst I run around for you and for your fucking bottles just before we fly out tomorrow morning even after I fucking reminded you that I'm coming for dinner. Made me look like a right fool in front of your parents. Thank you very fucking much. Possibly the most fucked up thing you've ever done.
Pressure selling isn't the same as selling well just because you can mask your bullshit to most don't think you're not going to get fucked over for it
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