moanlog – Anonymous moaning

so you said you hate liars...but you are a liar yourself!

I literally cannot be fucked to do anything since working from home... I don't feel bad at all for being paid to sit on my arse all day but I'm so fucking bored

this new version sucks. I want the old one back! really! now!

£3.50 for a tub of strawberries?! What has the world come to...

There is a colleague in my office who is making me grow dangerously close to just upping and leaving this job. If he doesn't get off my back then I am going to get fired for kicking him in the fucking head.

You're not my boss so stop pretending to be.

If you ask someone you like to rate your attractiveness out of 10. Do not throw a hissy fit if they come back with 4 as the answer. It's your own fucking fault for asking the question. He doesn't like you and you should get over it, I can't be arsed clearing up your mess any longer. You sound so desperate, it's no wonder he said 4 so not to give your over inflated ego anymore of a boost.
Find someone else to fawn over.

when your laugh is like a fucking baboon or some kind of ridiculous sounding drum, please try and limit the amount of times you open that gob. jesus christ i am trying to work here. i don't need you laughing unnecessarily loud.

My girlfriend does my fucking head in at times. Narcissistic, frigid, boring arsehole today.

You're a good friend, but nothing more, even if you wanted to be. You're 2 years younger than me. Now please go away.

I miss my boyfriend :(