You're like a fucking plant pot. Once you've reached your capacity you replace something. You never think to increase your capacity, because that's just not you
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Fuck him and his hairy ass crack. Serves him good that his wife left him.
Fuck you Clegg. Fuck you Cameron. You don't know what you've done.
Labor, you got my vote next time.
I would love it if this wasn't awkward, but it's gonna be.
I mean, it wasn't working. That was clear to both of us.
And it could have gone a lot worse.
But you can't go back to being best friends after that. Not straight away at least.
People mess you about in the privacy of your home, you don't like it, but then you inflict the same mental abuse on your closest friends?
Wow. Just wow.
For gods sake, if you can't say it in person and mean what you say then why do you put it on Facebook? You are fake
You are not getting my attention with what you're doing. It makes me angrier more than anything
Great, so you're going to cry to me but you wont even talk to me properly when I'm around you with your friends talking in your language. I accept that, but don't start coming to me when you need advice or help. I will probably give it to you because I'm not a dickhead though.
My neighbor works night shift. At about 11pm the other night, I heard a car arrive next door. I was sitting out back when a couple came outside. I could hear whispers, giggles, and panting, until the sound of a breathless, passionate, lustful moan escaped my neighbor's wife's lips. Then they scrambled into the house. I don't know if it was anther man with my friend's wife, maybe role play, maybe their teenage daughter and her friend. Would you say something to your neighbor? If it had happened at your home while you were working nightshifts, would you want you neighbor to say something to you?
Tantrums and little madam, anything else you want to call your girlfriend?!
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