moanlog – Anonymous moaning

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To the VW Golf that made me swerve to fucking Australia: Just because your car is newer and has a bigger penis than mine, doesn't mean you can stick your fat dick in the middle of the road when I am coming straight towards you at 40MPH. #vwgolf #driving

Please.. Don't go, don't leave me on my own

:'( you've managed to break my heart, congratulations

I want to want you. I want to want you so fucking bad. But can I let myself... like, really, let myself want you? No. Because I have no fucking confidence. People did this sort of stuff when we were 16, I'm 21 and stuff haven't fucking kissed someone properly. I haven't had sex. And yet I'm supposed to live up to this reputation that I have of the whole cool, popular, attractive guy who did all this crap years before anyone else. Reputations mean nothing when there's no truth behind them, and god knows I didn't start it. I want to want you so badly. I want to kiss you so badly. I wanted to kiss you tonight, when you gave me every chance, but I fucked it up. I fucked it up AGAIN. I hate myself for shit like that. I really, deeply hate myself for this kind of thing.

Nice to know what you think of me even though I say I'm not like that. Thanks for the vote of confidence :(

So long distance = no marriage? Riiiiight

Maybe I should see someone who wants me 150%

I wish this sore throat that has been haunting me for days could just go away.

psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch

nothing like a bit of awkwardness after breaking up with your boyf
who happens to be your best friend
or at least was
nothing like him insisting its fine and he agrees..its for the best etc
considering he thought there was nothing fucking wrong in the first place
i guess i should be greatful it wasnt messy

I can't believe I was fucking right. Argh!! I hate when I'm right.

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