I know I work for technical services. I know I am generally supposed to have some kind of vast sweeping knowledge over all technology - this is something I accept as normal in this job area.
But I cannot, for the life of me and no mater how hard I wish I could, Make the Whole Internet faster. IT'S THE FUCKING INTERNET! WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU EXPECT OF ME?!
People that run late consistently get on my fucking nerves. I mean yes, people get used to the fact that your time-keeping is abysmal & just assume you'll be half hour late or start giving you a time to meet half hour earlier, but why is this acceptable. Unacceptable. Unless you've been shot in the leg or had one of those Jack Bauer days, buy a fucking watch & use it.
I sometimes wonder where I put my pants. I search for it up and down the building, and I think hard and deeply as to where I left them last. Finally, I catch a glimpse of a recent memory that pinpoints the exact geographical coordinates of my pants. After a year of searching, I finally found them.
I am trying and have been trying forever to move to London and nothing happens. Someone on my Facebook who hasn't done much is moving there. Life is pure shit.
Serriously, I set up an Amazon wishlist for a reason. You're shit gifts are that reason.
I am sick to death of reading the newspapers. The last thing I want to see in the morning with my Tea and Bran Flakes is more fucking injustice.
NEWSFLASH GOVERNMENT: IF A HUMAN COMMITS A SERIOUS CRIME, THEN THEY LOSE THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS.
It's so fucking simple it blows my mind that these ridiculous prick's whims are pandered to.
people at uni that shouldn't be at uni.
clue: if you can't figure out how to work a doorknob, your first priority probably shouldn't be higher education.
Tell me to my face. Dont bitch to your friends or whatever. Because just MAYBE this works two ways.
just because i am soon to be leaving this shit hole, don't give me the shit stuff to do. fucking twats
I hate people who have a go at you for leaving revision to the last minute.
I find it more helpful. It means I don't forget it again.
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