sometimes i'm so stupid that i wish i weren't supposed to be so smart.
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What is it with americans and drinking games? Drink your fucking drink already.
hey builders! us living in tall apartments don't appreciate your goddamn ridiculous bright light coming from your crane.
do you seriously work at night that much? turn it off, fuckers!
Why is it that whenever i get upset and have a go at you for treating me like shit you brush it off and say im fucking pms'ing, maybe just for once you are ACTUALLY being a dickhead.
Did you really think id be alright with you telling me youd come home soon for dinner, and then leave me waiting for 2 hrs. And then thought by saying you didnt think you were gunna be long cause some sodding stranger was upset in the pub? let alone your girlfriend was at home not feeling very well, waiting for you to come home so we could have dinner and have that nice evening in i wanted.
But you seem more interested in getting wasted at the moment, i mean it was such a nice surprise coming back to the flat after 4 days off to it being a shithole. All i can say is fuck you, sort your shit out or im gone, and i have tried saying this to you, doubt youd remember it though
fuck I miss you, and it's not my place to
working with big brother is a pain. Their egos and their un-professionalism is making me crazy. I'll have no teeth (ground) or hair (pulled) left in 2 weeks!
I hate the fact that I played some Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 last night. More importantly, I hate the fact I enjoyed it. Fucking hell.
One minute you're all I'm depressed and woe is me and then the next you're all I'm on holiday trying to make others jealous. Quit the fakeness you stupid cow, go see a dr for your split personality
You can't ask me to go with you when you have a girlfriend. You know what, bring your girlfriend or break up with her. She's the dullest girl in the world anyway. You can't have me around as your fake 2nd girlfriend! And stop being so nice to me, it makes it really hard for me to hate you.
I hit your car by accident and now you want me to pay for EVERYTHING? Out of niceness I offered to pay but this shit is too much now.
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