moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Wait til the exact same thing happens to your sister, better still your daughter. Then you'll know how it feels.

As sad as I'll ever be.

To Ruth my mother-in-law; you lying, vain sack of pus. Hope your sagging tits trip you up on your next Costco run. You're the only reason they sell 10 pound trays of shepherd's pie.

This is literally the last day I am ever going to see you in my entire life (if I can help it), so I'd appreciate it if you'd stay the fuck out of my way and let me get on with cleaning the house. Not that you'd even remotely understand what that means, because you're the dirtiest human being I've ever met in my life. But the point stands, just stay in your room and make this as easy and pleasant for me as possible. I gave up pretending I like you about 4 weeks into living in the same house as you, but I've managed to keep up the "I-don't-dislike-you" front since last October. In truth, I fucking despise you and on more than one occasion have brought my face to a smile with the thought of pouring bleach into your dinner whilst you're not looking. I've managed to refrain, because as must as you probably like to think you are, you're not worth life in prison. You're a waste of air, a waste of human, and a waste of space. So stay out of mine. Cheers.

why the hell do i have to put up with stupid people throwing attitude? Specially when i am the one who is paying the money. I am done ! Next one is going to be found dead somewhere.

It's great that we've found some common interests, but who the hell said I wanted to become your best friend overnight? I don't want you showing up here unannounced and I'll come to yours when I want to.

people at uni that shouldn't be at uni.

clue: if you can't figure out how to work a doorknob, your first priority probably shouldn't be higher education.

I'm an immigrant in a foreign land. I hate my parents' culture, and I hate our food. It tastes like dog faeces and smells even worse. I wish I was British like everyone else.

i'm having a super shit day and it's only 9am. couldn't sleep last night until 5ish am. woke up at 7am with cat shit on my bed. turns out the cleaner who came over yesterday emptied the litterbox but didn't put any actual litter in it so the cats went looking for a better place to go #1 and #2 - my bed. traffic was a major bitch going into town and people were assholes. also suspect something's wrong with my car. fuck.

I hate the fact that I played some Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 last night. More importantly, I hate the fact I enjoyed it. Fucking hell.