moanlog – Anonymous moaning

lovesick. at my age. retard.

I hit your car by accident and now you want me to pay for EVERYTHING? Out of niceness I offered to pay but this shit is too much now.

Why does my laptop have to make my penis so hot and uncomfortable?! I try putting it on the chair of my arm but don't want to ruin the fine leather on my Eames lounge chair. Goddam it.

Actually, no. I've got it. I want to take a rust hacksaw and cut through your throat, the jump on you until all your insides spill out the top of your neck. I want to piss on your decapitated head, and shit on the mess that used to be your body before setting fire to the fucking thing and removing you from this planet once and for all. I want you to fucking die, you fucking cunt.

I don't think our 'friends with benefits' arrangement is working, because you get all the benefits, you selfish DICK!

I'll be driving in my Ferrari whilst I see you still peddling on that bike of yours

"As you're new to the University in September ...", right... it's now March and I'm JUST NOW getting an email describing various services and people in the University that can help me.

What's the point? Most of the things that I was worried about aren't in my mind anymore, and I would have descovered the stuff that I care about.

You need to work on your timing.

we were so close to having a good week.

I too, find it annoying taking a dump then all the bits of toilet paper rolling up and sticking to arse hairs.

gah my neighbour has put some fox repellant sound-emitting machine in their garden and it seems to have broken and now plays a faint but highly fucking annoying sound constantly which I can hear in my room