moanlog – Anonymous moaning

I feel so underappreciated. I am your girfriend not your mother. I deserve better than this!

Fuck you whale, and fuck you dolphin!

My perception of “spreadable right out the box” is that it's spreadable right out the box. Why then is Marks & Spencer's low-fat butter as spreadable as spreading bricks over bread. To boot it was flaky as hell as it is scooped up making it look like some weird gone off butter.

I used to think M&S food was full of quality products.

It dawned on me, sitting on the bus, that I made a huge mistake. Why did I let you go? How could I be so stupid? God what's wrong with me! I had it, and I fucked it up. And I'm pretty sure I still like you. Course I cant tell you because that would be unfair on you. Fuck I'm such a twat.
Wanted: anyone who can rewind time to around december last year.

Why the hell was that shit so good damn painful. I understand eithier a stinging or burning sensation but both?! That's just fucking retarded.

People don't seem to realise that when things go sour for you and you react by throwing your arms up in the air and swear, they affect people and make it awkward.

Keep doing it and it'll piss them off and they'll rip your head off.

Today I saw an unoriginal site on the internet that was unusable to anybody who had Javascript disabled. FML*

*Ofcourse that is how I would begin and end the moan if I were posting on a certain suspiciously similar site, but I'm not.

Christ on a fucking bike.
I need the power to rip the flesh from people's skin with a single thought.
Then you'd stop fucking whining you ridiculous cunt. You'd be shrieking with pain and I would be laughing with glee. WITH GLEE

I sometimes wonder where I put my pants. I search for it up and down the building, and I think hard and deeply as to where I left them last. Finally, I catch a glimpse of a recent memory that pinpoints the exact geographical coordinates of my pants. After a year of searching, I finally found them.

Dreaming about your x's? yeah sorry i am a little bit annoyed