moanlog – Anonymous moaning

You can't ask me to go with you when you have a girlfriend. You know what, bring your girlfriend or break up with her. She's the dullest girl in the world anyway. You can't have me around as your fake 2nd girlfriend! And stop being so nice to me, it makes it really hard for me to hate you.

My whole body hurts. My boss is annoyed at me. I live with somebody who couldn't stand to love me. The guy I was dating turned out to be a cad. Life is shit.

Sorry I got in the wrong lane, jesus christ. I had my indicator to go into the correct lane, if people let me through then you wouldn't have had to horn like a 5 year old getting their toy stepped on, who couldn't wait 10 seconds.

we were so close to having a good week.

Why can't people walk in a fucking straight line? How does it make sense to walk diagonally? You're not a fucking crab!! Even horses that have eyes on the sides of their heads manage to walk and run straight - what's your fucking excuse?

i'm glad i got rid when i did
turns out you're more of a prick than i ever thought
i don't like being on this side of you
but i'm glad i have seen it

I don't like talking about people behind their backs, but with you I'll make the exception because you're too fucking emotionally unstable to be able to handle the truth to your face. So here's a little reality check for you.

1) Nobody actually likes you. Everybody you know has complained about you to me at least once, most on a regular occasion. I can see exactly where they're coming from.

2) You're the last person in the world who can tell me how to eat healthily. Whatever you believe, pasta is healthier than deep fried chips. Get that into your head. You'd have thought the fact that I'm in a much better shape than you would be a shining example of why I'm right, but apparently not.

3) You need to stop complaining you're overweight and continuing to stuff your face with a fucking multi-pack of mars bars. Your excuses for not going to the gym are ridiculous, "I don't like the showers" being a personal highlight. If you want to lose weight, get on a fucking treadmill. Don't sit there crying into your Krispy Kremes.

4) You're not a nice person. The tone of your voice with everything you say is disgusting, and 'twat' seems to come out of your mouth every other word. When I laugh when you say "I guess I'm just too nice!", it's because I'm trying to figure out if there's any way on earth you could be serious.

5) You're fucking lazy. Every single things is "too much effort", from walking up a hill that literally takes 45 seconds to taking putting on a jumper when you're cold.

I swear down, if you say something is too much effort, or call someone a twat, or bitch about my friend, or do any of this shit you think I think is funny anymore, I'm going to stab you in the face with a shovel. Repeatedly. Sort your fucking life out.

Do you deliberately act like an ass or is it just with this particular group of friends?
I don't know why we all go to such lengths to get around your excuses, you clearly don't want to meet up with us.
No wait, I do know why.. because your supposedly one of our best friends
Well at least you used to be, I'm tired of this

My ex is a lying, disrespectful, selfish, self centered cunt. I hate her.

Dont you just hate when you call up the electrition to fix something up and he ends up using Google to find the solution?