moanlog – Anonymous moaning

i was going to blog about linux on my site but i don't have anything to blog about since i never have issues or problems. Shit just works and blog is inactive.

Stupid cow telling me to shut up, what the hell!

Wish someone would just make my day, feel like all I do is for the happiness of others. When is it my turn to be happy and spoilt?

"So happy my Billy has got A* in physics exam", "oh Tarquin has just passed the 11+ we are so proud!" "Little Amy top of the class again". These are my very favourite posts on facebook. As if I do not feel like a failure already with a pissed off 15 year old teenager, them some yummy mummy posts how well her little off spring is doing and I feel totally and utterly crap.
Oh god, I have just spent the last hour yelling at my daughter to come have a look at the computer so she can find her homework task, let alone do it. I bet little Tarquin has found it, done it, made mum a cup of tea and is practising his violin as we speak.
I am sooooo pissed off, I have never ever, ... EVER been able to post anything that remotely boasts of my daughter's achievements. Tomorrow I am going to have the "you are to write on lined paper and put your notes in a folder" argument as at the moment, any notes are scrawled on a bit of printer paper left on the desk and then ripped up when she gets cross.
Believe you me, I have tried the nasty mum, the understanding mum, the loving mum, the "I will do your bloody homework for you" mum. Soon to come "you are grounded again" mum and finally I will resort to the not speaking to her at all mum.
One day she will give me something to boast about that I may choose to, (if I want to rub people up the wrong way) put on facebook - until then dear Moanlog I resort to reading of others achievements which without fail compound my own daughters complete lack of success at anything. I will read of them, but I won't like them, in fact if there was an unlike button I would press that.

Don't look at me like that, bitch on the bus. You're taking up two seats, you only paid to use one.

Now move your fucking bags and quit your screwfacing.

yes it christmas and my fudging family have succeeded to fudge me off again i wish i cud tell them thanks for ruining my fuking xmas the one thing i looked forward to the most and tried ever so hard not to let them get to me not to let them ruin my mood with ur dumb side remarks and ur silly tantrums u have lost Christmas for me the magic doesn't exist if only xmas was alive because in this house it isnt uv only got the most miserable family. if only i cud scream and shout and have asked santa for a punch bag it wud make sense.

Appreciate what you have before it fucking becomes what you had, dumb fuck

silly annoying bitch

To the VW Golf that made me swerve to fucking Australia: Just because your car is newer and has a bigger penis than mine, doesn't mean you can stick your fat dick in the middle of the road when I am coming straight towards you at 40MPH. #vwgolf #driving

Altho some of you idiots dont have lectures at 9:00 am in the morning or not bother turning up at all, Some of us do! Shut the fuck up!