So I'm your best friend when it comes to going to all the shops to find you a beloved wedding dress, which you'd look awful in, and when you need to cover up your hot waxed moustache that made you look even manliest than you normally do but when it comes to going on holiday with me like we had agreed before, it's a no. I would still run after you like a twat because I am not like you. I never will be. Just remember that when he Puts you in awkward situations. Welcome to being a fucking dickhead wife.
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What do you want me to say?
Tell me and I'll say it
Don't have a fucking clue what to do with my life
You need to know that actions most definitely speak louder than words, so where are you?
I know this is going to sound fucking insane, but I am really annoyed that AIG didn't go bust. I was really, really hoping for it to fall over and bring down everything else with it.
It would have made this world very, very interesting and we could have done with a bit of fucking humility. That's the only way these profit mongering cunts who run these corporations would have learnt.
Fucking bastards. This world needs to burn.
Thank you for spreading your germs you dirty chav
I just wish that I never met you. I wish that we didn't have conversations every day for years and years. I wish that all of that good stuff didn't happen, because if that didn't happen, this shit wouldn't be happening now. I love you as a friend, and now that's slipping slowly away as a result of other people. And I hate the fact that right now I'm losing you as a friend because we were both so deserving of that friendship.
Okay, occasionally you annoy me. But this time, you've really, REALLY pissed me off this time. You need to realise that not everything is about you, you're not little miss perfect, and you can't get away with being like this to people. So, I've had enough, and i'm walking away. Because right now, you're not worth my time.
Only one person can change this and make it better but your head is so far up your own arse that you can't see through your shit and selfishness
why cant i at least not smoke pot for a night so that i can focus on work :(
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