Wish someone would just make my day, feel like all I do is for the happiness of others. When is it my turn to be happy and spoilt?
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you're an asshole
psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch psycho bitch
How could you marry her, HAVE A GODDAMN KID, and still tell me that you would have rather married me?! Wtf is wrong with you? Will you grow a pair of balls and take charge of your life? If people wonder why I never married, it's because I'm scared that all men will turn out to be like you.
whilst everyone thinks the world of you, those closer to you know that the sun does not shine out of your backside. in fact, they know all that you have done you skanky hoe.
im a king and you're just a pauper, always will be
Save means save.
Save doesn't mean crash.
I swear to fucking god windows, one more slip up and it will be your last. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.
Feel like I have the worlds weight and worries on my shoulders.
I get paid more than I should but can't seem to save much since living out. My job is a joke with no support, I don't even get time to piss. The support staff are useless and speak back to me despite me being senior wtf. I'm not getting married anytime soon yet my biological clock is definitely ticking since that bastard operation. I can't enjoy time off work as I don't get enough time off. I can't find a job to relocate to where I truly want to be more than anything and I'm nowhere near qualified as I should be at my age.fuck sakes and I'm a year older in 2 weeks. I can't see the people I love the most regularly as they are 100 miles away, ffs.
Seriously guys, if one more person asks me if email is broken because they've not received one in the last twenty seconds, I will take their keyboard and stick it up their fucking asshole.
YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING CELEBRITY OK. IF YOU ARE GETTING EMAIL THAT FUCKING QUICKLY THEN IT IS SPAM. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME WORK ON MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES LIKE DETAILING YOUR IMMINENT DEATHS,
i'm having a super shit day and it's only 9am. couldn't sleep last night until 5ish am. woke up at 7am with cat shit on my bed. turns out the cleaner who came over yesterday emptied the litterbox but didn't put any actual litter in it so the cats went looking for a better place to go #1 and #2 - my bed. traffic was a major bitch going into town and people were assholes. also suspect something's wrong with my car. fuck.
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