What pisses you off more the fact that I am happy or the fact that you aren't? Either way, cry yourself a river, build yourself a bridge and throw yourself off.
Listing Random Moans
Right, I have worked since i left school, a long time only been out of work the last year due to the recession, I got Jobseekers Allowance for 6 months after working in this coontry < coontry seems the best expression, I am the wrong colour, my partner works over the limited period of hours, so basically we are better off doing fuck all & claiming everything instead of my partner working & me seeking full time employment, this country sucks big time, better off being a sponger, then a worker seeking employment
You could have kept the best, but you always settle for less.
Stupid fucks. If you're going to change lanes, Use a signal for Christ's sake! And DO NOT BRAKE after you cut me off! You jumped ahead of me because you were in -such- a damned rush, at least go the speedlimit!
don't know why I bothered
I hit your car by accident and now you want me to pay for EVERYTHING? Out of niceness I offered to pay but this shit is too much now.
Dear Mr. Old Person on the X80,
Yes, I can see there's a queue. But we were here before these people and decided to wait outside of it instead of lining up.
I want to thank you for pushing me out the way like that. Because I just LOVE it. The only reason I didn't push back (or smack your head through the bus window, trust me I thought of it) is because you look like you've only got 2 years at best before you die, and so I didn't want your premature death on my conscience.
Another thing, in future please either put you wife on a lead with a muzzle so she can't chat shit, or leave her at home in her cage.
Yours gratefully,
The guy who wouldn't mind if you choked on your dinner tonight.
You wanna show the world but no-one knows your name yet, you wonder when and where and how you're gonna make it. You know you can, if you get the chance.
I am really fucking annoyed that no one seems to be able to rename the Vista MS Styles so that my whole list is propagated with exactly the same names.
Is it really THAT difficult to get them renamed?
i wish short people would find a reason to live
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