moanlog – Anonymous moaning

God just took a shit on me. Thanks a bunch.

"As you're new to the University in September ...", right... it's now March and I'm JUST NOW getting an email describing various services and people in the University that can help me.

What's the point? Most of the things that I was worried about aren't in my mind anymore, and I would have descovered the stuff that I care about.

You need to work on your timing.

You shit is everywhere, and your freinds leave theirs lying around in my space...fuck off would ya.

Im sorry that I didn't want to take your sister out. But I don't like her and don't think I should put myself out for you. So what if she doesn't have a boyfriend, a lot of people don't. I know I owe you a favor, but seriously. Not this. Not now.

Things are going to be different next year. Next year, I'll be the me I want to be. Next year things are going to get better.

I have a dream, a dream for tonight where Satan and his accomplices of evil call their leader home from the midst of the raging inferno. She, entranced will step forward, trip due to the obscene height of her boots and fall into the fire. But the fire won’t finish her off, oh no , as she is from hells backside. No what will do her in is a helpful neighbour stepping in with a glass of water or maybe me with a hose. She will be drenched and then just like in the wizard of oz, she will melt into a pool of slime.
Everyone will be very surprised that she actually wasn’t a human being but a witch from hell but they will soon go back to eating burgers. I in the meantime would not want anyone to slip in the green oozing slime and so will put sawdust down. Just like they did at school. People could also use it as a handy ashtray. Then when a convenient time arises, she will be swept into a black rubbish sack that has also been used to empty the litter tray and disposed of. Forever a mix of slime and cat piss.
I don’t think it will come true, I think she will come back from the nights festivities, complain about the food, people, fireworks etc etc and then return to her coffin, only to rise in the morning to continue her rampage of evil. I can only cross my fingers!

What did I do so wrong to be treated like this?

I can delete you from my phone. From my facebook, and msn. But not from my life. Shit.

Why park right next to my house so that I can't reverse my car without the need of a stunt driver? There's parking RIGHT opposite the house you I assume you went into which is designated parking, not parking between two driveways like you are currently doing.

i feel small. very, very small. and very silly.