Why is my boss such a tight bastard?
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Take that, you stupid little virus BITCH!
Whoever made it, rot in hell. Because you just wasted an hour of my life trying to get rid of it.
Either way, I win. So fuck you.
i hate how you led me on for such a fucking long time. god, i really thought you felt the same way about me. evidently not. i can't shake you, still, after 2 years. i really hope i get over you soon because all you are is bullshit and lies.
To Ruth my mother-in-law; you lying, vain sack of pus. Hope your sagging tits trip you up on your next Costco run. You're the only reason they sell 10 pound trays of shepherd's pie.
Why are some people so lazy that they think its ok to use their car horn to summon someone in a quiet close rather than get out of the car and knock on the door?
To my ex wife who is still living in my house: Why the fuck go to bed and forget your washing in the machine? Then you go downstairs at 2am and put in the dryer, but disregarding the info i told you about closing the dryer door. For fucks sake, you don't have to slam it shut you sponging fat whore, just close it gently then press hard in the middle where the latch is.
I swear, if i thought it was socially acceptable i'd cut your nipples off you annoying slut.
I want you two to be together..really I do
but I want us to be together so much more. I know which i'll try to help but i cant guarentee it because my heart is somewhere else and i cant force any one to feel something
pick me, i already feel that way
Where the hell is my miracle and blessing in disguise?
you say u love me and then u wont talk what the fuck is going on with u!!
have you seen her? the grass isn't greener
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