Listing Random Moans
quit fucking stealing my focus, itunes. i only use you for the convenience of updating the ipod. don't think that just because you crave my attention means that you can steal my mouse and keyboard inputs while i'm searching the web for details that you should automatically know. seriously, fuck off stealing my focus, i'll check you when i'm finished doing half of your work ... you useless heap of shite...
Winamp wouldn't do that to me...
No fuck off! What? You didn't think I'd say no did you. No no no no. That is such a powerful word and you're going to hear me say it more now. No no no no no - FUCK OFF!
....and ambition is a burden you shall carry till your death my friend.
To my parents:
I know you want to check up on me every five seconds, but stop it. And don't idly stand there, trying to read what I posted to my friends. Ask, please, but don't expect an answer. I'm a fucking adult now. And don't annoy me with your stupid ass comments about what the plans are while I'm brawling it out with my friends and OBVIOUSLY DISTRACTED, hence the reason why I'm not staring at your mouth when you talk, and giving NO response whatsoever, except for a randomly placed "uhuh." Get the clue. "Uhhuh" means I REALLY don't care what you have to say right now. I got better things to fucking do.
Wish someone would just make my day, feel like all I do is for the happiness of others. When is it my turn to be happy and spoilt?
Please, for the love of god, use BCC if you're sending (read: spamming) a lot of recipients in email.
I don't really appreciate every moron in the world having my personal email address.
If you don't know what BCC is, get off the computer.
Why does my mum have to have cancer. Its terrible. I have to rethink my whole life. Its so terrible.
Some people make me sick. Certain beliefs they hold... I can't bring myself to understand what could possibly make them think such things. I'm all for having your own opinion, and I would never deprive someone of that. But when that opinion is as dreadful as "theirs" is, it becomes like a penis. They're allowed to have it, but they shouldn't go around pushing it down strangers throats.
Whatever it is that made you so cynical and delusional, I think it's for the best if you find it and cut it out of your life. It's people like you who drag society down, and the sooner you realise you're wrong, the sooner we can get to the stage where we can move forward as a nation.
People who smell of last night's dinner should not be allowed to commute. You know who you are.
fuck this bull shit.
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