man, if you want a cup of tea, and i'll say i'll make you one, come downstairs in a few minutes, not 15 minutes then complain it's cold
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£3.50 for a tub of strawberries?! What has the world come to...
I'm a photographer who has 20 weddings to edit, and I have no desire to continue editing them.. I'm sick of looking at fucking wedding dresses. Please, make the color correction go away.
I swear to god i'm emotionally damaged.
I wish my flatmates could just refrain from smoking within a 1-mile-radius of the house... hell, not in the living room or their bedrooms would be nice enough!
fuck.
I'm sat in my living room and the fat lazy cunt wife is playing shit music on her laptop whilst i try to watch Coast on BBC2. CUNT.
why do you have to love me so much?
and why do we have to be best friends?
i want you for the sake of having someone YOU
argh for pissing hells sake
now i feel lonely
gosh im retarded and mess things up
I hit your car by accident and now you want me to pay for EVERYTHING? Out of niceness I offered to pay but this shit is too much now.
Just cba anymore. Stop sitting on the fucking fence
people who stop right in front of you when you're walking. What are you doing? Do you have no self awareness at all? Next time im gona plough through you, you stupid fuck
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