moanlog – Anonymous moaning

I'm a photographer who has 20 weddings to edit, and I have no desire to continue editing them.. I'm sick of looking at fucking wedding dresses. Please, make the color correction go away.

Oh man, I have never seen anything as stupid as when people take photographs (with their shitty phone cameras) of old photographs, so that they can upload them on their Facebook profiles.

Oh yes I love seeing blurry old pictures of when your mum had awesome 80s hair.

I like how I pull out all the stops to make sure I get my brother Tinie Tempah tickets as his christmas present, before they sell out.

I dislike how one of his friends rang him up during the day and offered to buy him a ticket so he had someone to go with.

And now I'm stuck with 2 tinie tempah tickets that I don't know what to do with.

I keep talking to you so much because I like like you.
Forget about her she doesn't want you! I don't want to give you advice!

Dear Kleenex company, please make blow-your-nose napkins that won't desintegrate by an ant's cough. I always end up using two at a time. :(

why the fuck does my girlfriend now live 2000 minles away, and get pissed off whenever i say i have been out with my friends and one of them was a girl :@ :@

wanna keep me on a fucking tighter leash?

I too, find it annoying taking a dump then all the bits of toilet paper rolling up and sticking to arse hairs.

Dont you just hate when you call up the electrition to fix something up and he ends up using Google to find the solution?

I just want closure from your ratchet self. Get out of my life once and for all.

I stand by what I said mock me if you want just cause you are higher up