moanlog – Anonymous moaning

To the VW Golf that made me swerve to fucking Australia: Just because your car is newer and has a bigger penis than mine, doesn't mean you can stick your fat dick in the middle of the road when I am coming straight towards you at 40MPH. #vwgolf #driving

I'd be so much happier if you just admitted that you like me.

Empty flat, dinner for one, no one to talk to me. Supposed to be taken. Feel like I'm single and unwanted.

Why the shit won't you connect exchange?! what the fuck is wrong with you? Everyone else is using their email so why the hell do you feel like fucking around with me now???

I need this fucking snow to go before December 28th.

what's the point in always trying to please you when in reality it is hardly ever reciprocated

I don't think I've ever felt so alone.

I have had enough of my god damn vagina.

Fuck off you bastard

This guy keeps wanting to meet up to do work together, the thing is, he is pretty stupid and I know he will copy all my work and let me do all the talking. Think for yourself, you're not 6 years old, you're older than me and you're at University. How did you make it this far? I don't know.