Listing Random Moans
Dear Mr. Old Person on the X80,
Yes, I can see there's a queue. But we were here before these people and decided to wait outside of it instead of lining up.
I want to thank you for pushing me out the way like that. Because I just LOVE it. The only reason I didn't push back (or smack your head through the bus window, trust me I thought of it) is because you look like you've only got 2 years at best before you die, and so I didn't want your premature death on my conscience.
Another thing, in future please either put you wife on a lead with a muzzle so she can't chat shit, or leave her at home in her cage.
Yours gratefully,
The guy who wouldn't mind if you choked on your dinner tonight.
Living in the middle of nowhere is difficult enough for a student, but when the uni bus decides not to bother with the bus timetable it gets pretty stupid. Also to note; you do not need a fucking 1hour 30 minutes break, the time where everyone has a place to be! And to not bother with any buses on the weekend, now thats really taking the piss.
I am in a relationship with an incredibly lovely, funny man, but I fear he's too boring and not physically attractive enough for me. I love him, but I feel like a bitch constantly.
Could have auditioned after all. Nice way to throw away a life changing opportunity you turd.
No, just because the pay is good does not mean I am going to subject myself to a demeaning job. Believe it or not, there are people in the world who just don't care about how big their bank balances are.
just send the goddamn thing over. don't call me 4x to tell me that you're sending it. just fucking send it already.
sorry you had to do one fucking thing for me. inconsiderate much? I do shit for you daily and don't fucking complain.
ANOTHER HOUR?
11PDT and now 4PDT with NEWS... which probably will go on to another Hour... GREAT!
Fundamentalist parents = lose at life.
fucking pmt
can't even use it as an excuse because no men bloody think its real
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