Why does my mum have to have cancer. Its terrible. I have to rethink my whole life. Its so terrible.
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I swear this woman entered this workshop and sat right next to me SOLEY to piss me off. She's just come in, sat down, bag on table, arse on seat, phone out and she's just talking, right now, as I fucking type this. If she's reading this: you're fucking annoying and I wish you would get out or stop using the phone, thanks.
I never used to be attractive. Now that I am, I always promised myself I wouldn't turn into one of those good looking assholes who make criticisms about others appearances or who think they're better than people who aren't as 'cool'.
But look at me, and look at what I've become without realising. Things need to change. Tonight made me realise that.
If you read this, I'm so, so sorry for what I said, but there's no way I can take that back. No way at all. You deserved everything that was thrown at you apart from that one comment. I don't want you to forgive me. I just want you to know I'm sorry. The thing is, I can never say it.
I have my dick on my hand, I don't care how are u, just I want to imagine u jerking of me
I dislike the fact that I have no evidence for my thesis and must now pull 10,000 words out of my arse on some fantastical concept that doesn't have any basis in fact.
Well, shit.
if you're not going to act like a leader, don't go for a leadership position and leave your people floundering. asshole.
You are the Queen of Cunts. You are a cunt in *SO* may ways, I don't think I could keep track. You think everyone wants your nasty ass, but everyone says your pussy ain't worth a damn. So, drama queen it up, you fucking whore, everyone knows your game now. CUNT
Fucking goddamn fires have turned the sky orange again. These fall days where the humidity is so fucking low that you could light water on fire piss me off. Add winds above 30mph and pyro tendencies, you have a formula to ruin my fucking lungs.
I'm not the biggest fan of facebook as it is, but having a reply form with no 'submit' button (Even in mobile view) is just retarded. It's bad enough forming coherant sentences on a phone keypad as it is, but when it's not possible to even submit what you've written.. Well, I can't be responsible for the body count.
When I am driving, the last thing I fucking need is someone giving a running commentary. If I feel like leaving it in fourth gear, I feel like leaving it in fourth gear. Don't fucking tell me what I should and shouldn't do, no matter how long you have been driving.
The other thing is you are a smelly piece of shit.
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