moanlog – Anonymous moaning

I have the carcasses of three deceased Grande Latte's with an extra shot of expresso, on my desk... it makes me sad.

I can tell they're deceased by the way the light passes through them unscathed by the presence of a hot beverage.

Sure make your own fucking plans whilst I run around for you and for your fucking bottles just before we fly out tomorrow morning even after I fucking reminded you that I'm coming for dinner. Made me look like a right fool in front of your parents. Thank you very fucking much. Possibly the most fucked up thing you've ever done.

To my ex wife who is still living in my house: Why the fuck go to bed and forget your washing in the machine? Then you go downstairs at 2am and put in the dryer, but disregarding the info i told you about closing the dryer door. For fucks sake, you don't have to slam it shut you sponging fat whore, just close it gently then press hard in the middle where the latch is.

I swear, if i thought it was socially acceptable i'd cut your nipples off you annoying slut.

I'm surrounded by Fucktards - GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!

Things are going to be different next year. Next year, I'll be the me I want to be. Next year things are going to get better.

Every one on my floor comes home at 3 in the morning piss drunk and screaming at the top of their lungs every goddamn weekend and most weekdays too. One day, I will slaughter you all, but silently and at a reasonable hour.

i wish these stupid adverts would go away

It's pretty lame how Sky+ can record a max of 2 programs without letting you change channel. If you change channel it asks you to cancel a recording :( This might work if you have a house of 2 or 3, but any larger and it starts becoming a prick.

Also can I just say, since Sky got some idiot to swap over the box, the new one has been making loud noises and I'm not fucking paying £80 again.

You know what? You need to stop being such a total cunt.
You're so judgemental, and you walk around like you're so much better than everybody else, but you don't even realise you do it because you maintain you're the victim all the time. Let's save time and just make a list, shall we?

You use people. You judge people. You take things for granted. You're messy. You're lazy. You complain ALL THE TIME. You expect people to do whatever you want, but won't do things for them. You intentionally annoy people. You're a selfish fucking bitch cunt face twat hole ass tosser.

I can't wait to get away from you. I never knew you were like this, and I wish I hadn't had the opportunity to find out. And next time you want something, you can fuck right off, you piece of shit.

For gods sake, if you can't say it in person and mean what you say then why do you put it on Facebook? You are fake