moanlog – Anonymous moaning

To the VW Golf that made me swerve to fucking Australia: Just because your car is newer and has a bigger penis than mine, doesn't mean you can stick your fat dick in the middle of the road when I am coming straight towards you at 40MPH. #vwgolf #driving

You look haggered, all that make up just to make you look decent

i fucking hate you

Never realised how hard it is to say goodbye
guess I've never had someone so close to say bye to before
i've never had someone so close
I need you

Why do the magazines have to be moved now of all bloody times? They've been there for weeks w/o incident. It's exams week.. why NOW?

I can delete you from my phone. From my facebook, and msn. But not from my life. Shit.

I do not enjoy being woken or waking up before my already early-as-fuck morning alarm.

I loved you more than anything.

And then you left me.

Fucking cunt

What's the point in asking me a question when you're just going to ignore it and blurt out your own ridiculous answer that you formulated using those two brain cells of yours. Keep your arrogance to yourself and stop putting your misconception on others you miserable git.