moanlog – Anonymous moaning

I am in a relationship with an incredibly lovely, funny man, but I fear he's too boring and not physically attractive enough for me. I love him, but I feel like a bitch constantly.

I think I'm tired of fucking my girlfriend. I try to drop subtle hints like: Ignoring her phone calls, conveniently having emergencies, dropping her off at home without going in. I'm hoping she'll dump me so I don't have to do the dirty work. Even though I'm a cold-hearted bastard, I can't bring myself to break another heart. I hope she takes the many hints and fucks off, soon, I'm ready to move on.

I have my dick on my hand, I don't care how are u, just I want to imagine u jerking of me

I think you are a sniveling, obsequious little twat. I've really tried to like you, put up with the fact that you are weak, vanilla, and dull but now that you've gone complaining that I 'watch' over your work too much you have just pushed my buttons. At first I was upset, but now i'm angry that I nearly shed a tear over it. I am going to fucking crush you now. You just fucking wait until I see you on Tuesday, you want to be left to do work in your own time, I am going to give you ALL the fucking work. You little creepy TWAT!

i'm glad i got rid when i did
turns out you're more of a prick than i ever thought
i don't like being on this side of you
but i'm glad i have seen it

Well done fuckface! I was nice,calm and chilled until I came back into work and just one meeting with you has pissed me of BIG TIME! I need to really get the fuck out of here because you don't appreciate anything I do and don't even do your fuckin job and rely on me to do what you should be doing. Well guess what - this is going to stop!! I don't give a fuck anymore so stop dangling fucking carrots on front of me.... it ain't gonna work motherfucker.

From now on my goals are going to be to get a job elsewhere. Go fuck yourself backwards with a barge pole!!!!

Tell me to my face. Dont bitch to your friends or whatever. Because just MAYBE this works two ways.

i keep waiting for you to tell me that I'm not imagining things.

that you feel it, too, this magnetic spark that makes my hair stand on end whenever you're around and makes me just want to touch you, just because my skin feels like it has to.

where are you?

I never used to be attractive. Now that I am, I always promised myself I wouldn't turn into one of those good looking assholes who make criticisms about others appearances or who think they're better than people who aren't as 'cool'.

But look at me, and look at what I've become without realising. Things need to change. Tonight made me realise that.

If you read this, I'm so, so sorry for what I said, but there's no way I can take that back. No way at all. You deserved everything that was thrown at you apart from that one comment. I don't want you to forgive me. I just want you to know I'm sorry. The thing is, I can never say it.

itunes you fucking whore-cunt licking sack of fucking shit. you fucking cunt time vampire. you godless test of satan. fuck you, your fucking downloads and updates that neither download or update. you utter fucking peice of shit, that nearly motivates me to send my laptop out the fucking window. goddamn you to fucking hell. cunt.