moanlog – Anonymous moaning

You shouldn't be allowed to fuck with anyone ever again

I wish my fat lazy wife would just fuck off.

Today I saw an unoriginal site on the internet that was unusable to anybody who had Javascript disabled. FML*

*Ofcourse that is how I would begin and end the moan if I were posting on a certain suspiciously similar site, but I'm not.

I absolutely hate people that mask their favours in bullshit conversations that at the end of it mean nothing when you whack out the "oh, by the way can you", "oh yeah that reminds me", "when you get a chance"...

The worst are when they ALWAYS invite you over when you KNOW there's going to be something they want you to do.

Another all time favourite is using their children as a reason to come over then they surprise you with something to do for them.

Of course all of this is free and if you even think about charging them you'll be sent straight to hell.

ok youre seriously pissing me off bitch - just because you stress like a retard doesnt mean we all have to. Youre fucking me off and I swear to God I will break your Macbook if you carry on. You stupid drama queen!!!

If you take as long as human evolution to finish your sentence, NATURALLY I'm going to leave your lecture in the middle.

And person who was asking a bajillion questions, you have bad fashion sense and nobody gives a sense about what you want to know.

Y d fuck am I settling for someone who will only give me 50% of their time when I give dem all if my attention! Bottom line is ur a waste, should never have gave u my number

thanks for putting the final nail in the coffin, you bastards

I used to respect you so much and just like that it's gone in a flash. Your true colours have been shown and you are an ugly person inside and out. I wish I saw through that earlier. No one will want to be close to you ever.

The price of a round in my University bar: £5.80.

Me offering to pay for the drinks only forgetting to remember my PIN number for my credit card: Priceless.

My god damned University has some stupid thing where you are required to enter a PIN number to take books out the library. Well, I seemed to have forgotten all about my credit card PIN after having remembered the library 4 digit number sequence.

Not only did I look like an idiot in front of my friends, I looked like a tramp in front of the cute little bartender.