moanlog – Anonymous moaning

listen you stupid fucking woman, you absolute fucking chav fuck. why the fuck must you start shouting at your equally dickish boyfriend every night when i'm trying to sleep. Although i take pleasure in the fact that you will die alone having achieved nothing with you're life, the fact is while you are still breathing you are getting in the way of mine. 'aargh kevin fuuuck, waaa fuck' seriously. SHUT UP. stop wasting air and die. this goes for all you chavy drum n' bass listening, alcoholic fucks.

it annoys me when you talk

Stop being so fucking lazy

See, this is what happens with Summer weather. You leave all the windows open to let the cool breeze come in, and sleep with them open. Then one day you wake up to see it's not even hot or sunny outside, but cold and wet and you wake up sneezing like a crackwhore :((

I hate zip-loc bags that don't make a *click* sound. They make me lose faith in mankind.

fuck sake mate your never gonna be famous so stop acting like you are. you dont hav a personality and all you ever do is bitch about FICTIONAL ppl on eastenders and shit. shut the fuck up.

yet another person who is engaged, when will it be my turn?

Maybe if I believed that u ever loved me, I wouldn't have acted like such a crazy bitch

this isn't a love triangle, it's a venn diagram of screwed up. you, him, her, me...fucked up.

I wonder what it's like to have your wildest dreams come true.