moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Listing Random Moans

To the dumbass idiot who keeps turning up the AC in the office, I will bitch slap you one day!!

There is a colleague in my office who is making me grow dangerously close to just upping and leaving this job. If he doesn't get off my back then I am going to get fired for kicking him in the fucking head.

You're not my boss so stop pretending to be.

i hate all of you

ANOTHER HOUR?
11PDT and now 4PDT with NEWS... which probably will go on to another Hour... GREAT!

this new version sucks. I want the old one back! really! now!

To my ex wife who is still living in my house: Why the fuck go to bed and forget your washing in the machine? Then you go downstairs at 2am and put in the dryer, but disregarding the info i told you about closing the dryer door. For fucks sake, you don't have to slam it shut you sponging fat whore, just close it gently then press hard in the middle where the latch is.

I swear, if i thought it was socially acceptable i'd cut your nipples off you annoying slut.

I spoke to them. I saw the photos. I'm ending whatever twisted thing we have going on.

You think you're like, so popular.
You're really not.

So I'm your best friend when it comes to going to all the shops to find you a beloved wedding dress, which you'd look awful in, and when you need to cover up your hot waxed moustache that made you look even manliest than you normally do but when it comes to going on holiday with me like we had agreed before, it's a no. I would still run after you like a twat because I am not like you. I never will be. Just remember that when he Puts you in awkward situations. Welcome to being a fucking dickhead wife.

I realise now that I do wayyyyyy too much for you. If you don't have time for me then I really don't have time for you. Thanks a bunch.

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