moanlog – Anonymous moaning

"if you don't ask you don't get" I asked and I didn't get :'(

never mind the fact that I could have spent that time much more productively

Why park right next to my house so that I can't reverse my car without the need of a stunt driver? There's parking RIGHT opposite the house you I assume you went into which is designated parking, not parking between two driveways like you are currently doing.

Why does my mum have to have cancer. Its terrible. I have to rethink my whole life. Its so terrible.

I know this is going to sound fucking insane, but I am really annoyed that AIG didn't go bust. I was really, really hoping for it to fall over and bring down everything else with it.

It would have made this world very, very interesting and we could have done with a bit of fucking humility. That's the only way these profit mongering cunts who run these corporations would have learnt.

Fucking bastards. This world needs to burn.

But then im not going out with the other one either. So its fine, right?
im thinkin its not really working out atmoment anyway.

If you take as long as human evolution to finish your sentence, NATURALLY I'm going to leave your lecture in the middle.

And person who was asking a bajillion questions, you have bad fashion sense and nobody gives a sense about what you want to know.

I need to learn to be happy with what I've got but it's so fucking difficult sometimes.

Dear Mr. Old Person on the X80,

Yes, I can see there's a queue. But we were here before these people and decided to wait outside of it instead of lining up.

I want to thank you for pushing me out the way like that. Because I just LOVE it. The only reason I didn't push back (or smack your head through the bus window, trust me I thought of it) is because you look like you've only got 2 years at best before you die, and so I didn't want your premature death on my conscience.

Another thing, in future please either put you wife on a lead with a muzzle so she can't chat shit, or leave her at home in her cage.

Yours gratefully,
The guy who wouldn't mind if you choked on your dinner tonight.

Your always so busy. Maybe one day youll put your other plans second to me. Maybe one day Ill feel like you're actually making an effort. Because this is meant to be fun, and it isnt.
Its hardly even working.