moanlog – Anonymous moaning

the only needy person around here is you

you're SO FUCKING IRRITATING. just stop talking.

My perception of “spreadable right out the box” is that it's spreadable right out the box. Why then is Marks & Spencer's low-fat butter as spreadable as spreading bricks over bread. To boot it was flaky as hell as it is scooped up making it look like some weird gone off butter.

I used to think M&S food was full of quality products.

I sometimes wonder where I put my pants. I search for it up and down the building, and I think hard and deeply as to where I left them last. Finally, I catch a glimpse of a recent memory that pinpoints the exact geographical coordinates of my pants. After a year of searching, I finally found them.

Why o why do I always attract the biggest FUCKTARDS in my life. Its like I give off a bloody scent. Just eff off and leave me alone.

What the fuck. Who says that.

I know I can trust you, it's those other bitches that I don't trust. Don't mess with my man!!

For the love of god, can you please stop talking to me. I know you're new here and you don't know much about this area or have much friends here, but just put a lid on your shit and chill out.

Why do you act so different online? You're quiet, you're everywhere in the fucking background in person, but online you're talkative and you never shut up.

i'm not sure why I actually bothered today

Currently sitting in the ambience of the worst smelling fart I've ever done in my life. I actually gagged. EUGHH!