Anyone that is in love right needs to fuck right off. It doesn't exist
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I absolutely hate people that mask their favours in bullshit conversations that at the end of it mean nothing when you whack out the "oh, by the way can you", "oh yeah that reminds me", "when you get a chance"...
The worst are when they ALWAYS invite you over when you KNOW there's going to be something they want you to do.
Another all time favourite is using their children as a reason to come over then they surprise you with something to do for them.
Of course all of this is free and if you even think about charging them you'll be sent straight to hell.
I miss my boyfriend :(
I can't believe I was fucking right. Argh!! I hate when I'm right.
If you've got a job interview tomorrow and you want me to prepare a PowerPoint presentation for it, don't ring me up the night before expecting me to drop everything for you.
I've told you I'm going out at 6, if you haven't sent the stuff over before 5:40, you're on your own, and you probably shouldn't get the job if you've left this last minute.
I just noticed I have cavities... I never have cavities... this sucks donkey!! [ps. seeing dentist in under a week.]
You really don't help yourself, you know that? You cling to the same people, afraid to meet anybody new for fear of rejection. And it gets tiring, you trying to talk everyday about the same things. I really, honestly, do not care. And then you go back and try and get back with your ex, who you do nothing but complain about anyway. If you eventually do, you'll only break up and wonder where it all went wrong, and then come crying back to me, and I'll have to pretend to care. Again. Please, sort your life out and climb out of this rut you've got yourself voluntarily stuck in.
Fuck him and his hairy ass crack. Serves him good that his wife left him.
You're one of those people whose parents I wish had used protection.
How do I know if you're genuine or not?!
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