Middle lane drivers need to pull over when I'm up their arse!!!
Listing Random Moans
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING JOEY YOU STUPID DICKHEAD!!!!
a book that the exam board publishes is suppose to be correct in the sense that it will contain all the relevent information and all the wording is correct. But seriously, when you say look at the diagram of something that isnt in the friggin book how the hell am i suppose to understand the question :S.
Perhaps make better books and maybe i will start to understand this shit.
i hate how you led me on for such a fucking long time. god, i really thought you felt the same way about me. evidently not. i can't shake you, still, after 2 years. i really hope i get over you soon because all you are is bullshit and lies.
These cat food commercials annoy me.
No idea what to do with my life! Not option 1, that's not gonna happen. Option 2's just fucked up as I realised what I have to do to get there, and that's impossible.
Nothing's impossible? Fuck off isn't it.
Took all the wrong subjects. To do anything.
I don't want to settle for second best, but I can see it happening now.
I wish it went back to how it was. The flirting, the conversations, the everything we used to have.
To my ex wife who is still living in my house: Why the fuck go to bed and forget your washing in the machine? Then you go downstairs at 2am and put in the dryer, but disregarding the info i told you about closing the dryer door. For fucks sake, you don't have to slam it shut you sponging fat whore, just close it gently then press hard in the middle where the latch is.
I swear, if i thought it was socially acceptable i'd cut your nipples off you annoying slut.
What is it with americans and drinking games? Drink your fucking drink already.
You know when you give someone the benefit of the doubt and only see the best in them despite their flaws and then they let you down time and time again and you just think. Fuck this shit. I don't deserve this anymore. Go screw with someone else
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