moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Your peen was so small anyway

I don't know why it matters so much to me! Arghh even a picture of you two affects me!

I've made a terrible mistake -- again.

Stupid cow telling me to shut up, what the hell!

I really don't get why actors put their hands out in front of incoming traffic as if they have some superpower that is magically going to stop the car from crushing them, and to top it off, they just pause?! Maybe they're all students of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning and they're training to be in the next X-Men. It's stupid, no one does it, and it looks totally fake.

If you did that in real life you would be fucked.

What kind of a lecturer are you? I mean, seriously. This lecture was the last before the Christmas break and the last chance to raise concerns and questions regarding the exam we have when we return.

Instead of showing up you decide to get "stuck in Spain" like some an idiot who can't plan their journey. You're a lecturer, you have students relying on you to appear. Seriously, you've turned into a fucking joke. You appeared to know the answers to all the problems we had and you were the most professional. Over the the semester you've completely smashed that perception.

I'm paying [indirectly] to get jet off to Mediterranean countries and not show up to the lectures. Nice one.

Why am i feeling so much pain after you broke up our 12 years relationship? I'll tell you why, its because you're acting like you don't even care, and i feel like a worthless piece of horse shit. Thanks a lot, i thought you loved me.

I really hate how Facebook and its ilk have completely changed the definition of "friends." Like, the actual friend I've known for years but have lost touch with over the last few months won't bother answering a message I sent him just to check in, but high school friends I hadn't spoken to in decades before I found them on Facebook will comment on my status as soon as it goes up.

I just got in to work, leave me the fuck alone. I do not charge enough to be treated like shit by clients.

How could you be so heartless?