moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Must not text, must not text. This is harder than I thought

I sometimes wonder where I put my pants. I search for it up and down the building, and I think hard and deeply as to where I left them last. Finally, I catch a glimpse of a recent memory that pinpoints the exact geographical coordinates of my pants. After a year of searching, I finally found them.

Clean white tops. Muddy field. Nuff said.

how hard is it to wash your bloody cup out!
you'd soon be moaning if i gave you one full of stains/gunk
so pore it out and swish it with water DONE
i'm not your bastard slave

stop joining those lame ass facebook profiles, GFY!!

Pressure selling isn't the same as selling well just because you can mask your bullshit to most don't think you're not going to get fucked over for it

There is a colleague in my office who is making me grow dangerously close to just upping and leaving this job. If he doesn't get off my back then I am going to get fired for kicking him in the fucking head.

You're not my boss so stop pretending to be.

Thanks for coming to see me, not like I've had major surgery and have moved back home where I'm 5 minutes from your house :/

Currently sitting in the ambience of the worst smelling fart I've ever done in my life. I actually gagged. EUGHH!

To the dumbass idiot who keeps turning up the AC in the office, I will bitch slap you one day!!