moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Dear Flatmates,

There is a reason why we have a kitchen fire door. To protect me from you fucking retards.

The cracks will soon appear once your facade is over.

Fuck you and your happiness

(Insert my time for happiness when you can please god and please say it's soon )

My life is so much clearer without you in it. And you're back again.

It's already been one month since I last saw you, it'll soon be two months and then three and then it'll be a new year. Great!!! #FML it doesn't even feel like much of a relationship when most of the time I can't see you when I miss you loads :( fuck sakes

You can't ask me to go with you when you have a girlfriend. You know what, bring your girlfriend or break up with her. She's the dullest girl in the world anyway. You can't have me around as your fake 2nd girlfriend! And stop being so nice to me, it makes it really hard for me to hate you.

Why the hell was that shit so good damn painful. I understand eithier a stinging or burning sensation but both?! That's just fucking retarded.

Whilst she may think you're amazing she has no idea you were messing with me for a while when you first got with her, what goes around comes around

Must not text, must not text. This is harder than I thought

Your always so busy. Maybe one day youll put your other plans second to me. Maybe one day Ill feel like you're actually making an effort. Because this is meant to be fun, and it isnt.
Its hardly even working.