I literally cannot be fucked to do anything since working from home... I don't feel bad at all for being paid to sit on my arse all day but I'm so fucking bored
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I feel fat, so fatty and it's not even peak fatty season yet. Fatty.
A whole year after YOU decided to be a prick and claim against my car insurance for something so minor and you decide to text me asking if I'm ok?! FUCK YOU.
It dawned on me, sitting on the bus, that I made a huge mistake. Why did I let you go? How could I be so stupid? God what's wrong with me! I had it, and I fucked it up. And I'm pretty sure I still like you. Course I cant tell you because that would be unfair on you. Fuck I'm such a twat.
Wanted: anyone who can rewind time to around december last year.
God FORBID you should do a chore in all this free time you have whilst I'm working my ass off, right
When you've linked your Twitter and Facebook accounts so that you can post status updates between the two simultaneously, please remember that's what you're doing.
Twitter accounts have usernames, prefixed with @, so when you're going to post a “tweet” to Facebook, those usernames have no meaning and instantly becomes a piece of noise, and also makes you look like a crazy bastard.
Post generic messages that apply to both your friends on both the social networks, not specific tweets involving Twitter users.
Thanks.
the only needy person around here is you
Just been to a guys house in Corby, well, what can I say, this guy had so much midget p0rn on his Dell I could not believe it, this guy is absolutely disgusting compared to the likes of Gary Glitter ... "dell technician"
Fucking idiots who do not indicate on roundabouts.
Learn to drive, or better still crash and never drive again.
My spin shivers when I look at your photo and realise I'm never going to see you again, then a sinking feeling when I realise there's nothing I can do.
What I wouldn't give to make things go back to the way they were.
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