yes my music is loud
thats because you have all pissed me off and i'm trying to get on with my work
so dont come into the same room as me, sit down to read your book and ask me to keep turning the music down to a point where only mice can hear it!
there are 7 other fucking rooms you can go sit in where my music won't bother you!
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What do you want me to say?
Tell me and I'll say it
Why is life unfair to some people more than others? God, please, give him a chance! He deserves better!
I am overweight my partner is skinny. My partner smokes I don't. My partner is ocd about cleaning I am not but I am clean and very tidy. I am kind, loving and considerate. My partner is self orientated thoughtless and cold. My partner says cruel things to hurt me on purpose. I think I hate her.
Do I even cross your mind? Was I ever anything to you? Your true colours are ugly
It's great that we've found some common interests, but who the hell said I wanted to become your best friend overnight? I don't want you showing up here unannounced and I'll come to yours when I want to.
No, just because the pay is good does not mean I am going to subject myself to a demeaning job. Believe it or not, there are people in the world who just don't care about how big their bank balances are.
Please leave the room. Please. I understand you don't have an overly large group of friends, but when you are in here minute after minute hour after hour, it gets on my nerves. Do you know what I would give just to be able to rub one out at my desk in the middle of the afternoon instead of having to go into the bathroom at ungodly hours of the night?
It's bad when someone who is on his computer as much as I am thinks you are on yours too much. Get out.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I do something wrong? NO. I didn't. You need to stop now. Because what you're doing is not fair. Everytime it happens it's followed by the same awkward conversation, which fucks up my day, and I don't need this. I've already said what I think and feel, so just stop now. You are not helping yourself. What you want and how you think you're going to get it are not in sync, so sort yourself out before dragging me down.
Americans are too fat :(
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