moanlog – Anonymous moaning

My life is so much clearer without you in it. And you're back again.

5 month anniversary and I can't even see you. I'll see you next year yeah :(

Now how did I know this would happen. The meaning behind team work is each team member needs to contribute to the work. Why am I doing all the fucking work? If a lecturer tells you to contact your team mates, don't fucking wait for someone to make the first move. It's unfair on the guy/gal that's doing the work, effectively, FOR YOU.

There is no I in team work.

Why are some people so lazy that they think its ok to use their car horn to summon someone in a quiet close rather than get out of the car and knock on the door?

I sometimes wonder where I put my pants. I search for it up and down the building, and I think hard and deeply as to where I left them last. Finally, I catch a glimpse of a recent memory that pinpoints the exact geographical coordinates of my pants. After a year of searching, I finally found them.

Sophie smells so bad that it makes my eyes water

It's okay, you can just sign out of msn without saying bye. It's not like you leave me speaking to myself before I realise the little yellow bar at the top is saying you signed out twenty minutes ago.
It's cool, I like talking to invisble people. Really.

I have my dick on my hand, I don't care how are u, just I want to imagine u jerking of me

When you've linked your Twitter and Facebook accounts so that you can post status updates between the two simultaneously, please remember that's what you're doing.

Twitter accounts have usernames, prefixed with @, so when you're going to post a “tweet” to Facebook, those usernames have no meaning and instantly becomes a piece of noise, and also makes you look like a crazy bastard.

Post generic messages that apply to both your friends on both the social networks, not specific tweets involving Twitter users.

Thanks.

You need to know that actions most definitely speak louder than words, so where are you?