moanlog – Anonymous moaning

why do i try so hard? :(

whilst everyone thinks the world of you, those closer to you know that the sun does not shine out of your backside. in fact, they know all that you have done you skanky hoe.

So what I was hoping for was a lovely Grandma for my daughter. What I have is an alcoholic, hard faced and exceptionally cruel bitch of a mother in law that has accomplished nothing in her lousy life. You can't choose your in laws can you? At least her vile, foul mouthed husband has taken his elevator ride to hell so there is only one of them to have to be nice to.

you're SO FUCKING IRRITATING. just stop talking.

If you're going to break up with me, don't immediately start calling me everyday and get bitchy when I don't want to meet up with you. WE'RE BROKEN UP, bitch.

Why does my laptop have to make my penis so hot and uncomfortable?! I try putting it on the chair of my arm but don't want to ruin the fine leather on my Eames lounge chair. Goddam it.

So whoever used the toilet before me didn't bother flushing again to make sure all the toilet paper went down
rather than flushing waiting and flushing again i just used the toilet
not expecting it to block and fill to the top with water!!!
whats worse is that i had to fish out the tampon before i went and asked dad to unblock it!
FML!!

oh i think i'm on the wrong website for an fml moment..

I am sick to death of reading the newspapers. The last thing I want to see in the morning with my Tea and Bran Flakes is more fucking injustice.

NEWSFLASH GOVERNMENT: IF A HUMAN COMMITS A SERIOUS CRIME, THEN THEY LOSE THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS.

It's so fucking simple it blows my mind that these ridiculous prick's whims are pandered to.

You fucking prick. The drain manhole does not belong to you. You're a benefit cheating shit head who thinks he's a big man. I got news for you, you are one phone call away from being deported and reported for benefit fraud. One day it will all come back to you and your shit family. Hopefully it'll also come back to your fresh kid too. When you least expect you'll have your cake and eat it too! I cannot wait til it all fucks up in your face. Dickhead.

I've made a terrible mistake -- again.