If you can't find time for me then what are we doing?
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dont @reply my boyfriend with an x you stupid bitch. he has a girlfriend FYI. your fatness isn't attractive.
You're like a fucking plant pot. Once you've reached your capacity you replace something. You never think to increase your capacity, because that's just not you
Thank you so much for asking me how I am. No I'm not in any pain at all you prick.
It dawned on me, sitting on the bus, that I made a huge mistake. Why did I let you go? How could I be so stupid? God what's wrong with me! I had it, and I fucked it up. And I'm pretty sure I still like you. Course I cant tell you because that would be unfair on you. Fuck I'm such a twat.
Wanted: anyone who can rewind time to around december last year.
Fuck ever trying to organise any more social fucking events ever again for you bunch of ungrateful lazy bitches. I just LOVE the fact I'm the one who's been roped into organising you bullshit hens do, where we all know you'll fucking sulk and backstab me for not giving you want while at the same time not giving me a fucking clue about what you actually want. And then posting suck up messages on FB to your best friend who is the same bitch who stuck me with this, going on about what a GREAT fucking time you had at the do she organised for you. You are both two faced shores and shitty shitty people.
For someone who sells computer equipment to not know how to properly use one is fucking ridiculous.
If you come up to me and say: "I need Office 2007. By the way, for the last 6 months a strange program called Bo Peep keeps opening and closing the anti virus but I didn't think it was important. Is it?" Then I should be allowed to punch your dick up into your stomach and piss over your eyeballs.
Do you want to bring the whole fucking network down with your endless stupidity? If something seems wrong then fucking tell me before half a fucking year has passed.
Okay, I don't mind being there for you. I don't mind being someone you can complain on, or vent on occasionally. But I am NOT going to get in the middle of this. Yeah, you're fighting, but I refuse to lie to my father about your whereabouts so that you don't have to speak to him on the phone.
I'm not getting involved in this! I don't know what's going on, and I don't want to. So keep it to yourself. Thankyou.
To the VW Golf that made me swerve to fucking Australia: Just because your car is newer and has a bigger penis than mine, doesn't mean you can stick your fat dick in the middle of the road when I am coming straight towards you at 40MPH. #vwgolf #driving
You guys are real bastards
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