quit fucking stealing my focus, itunes. i only use you for the convenience of updating the ipod. don't think that just because you crave my attention means that you can steal my mouse and keyboard inputs while i'm searching the web for details that you should automatically know. seriously, fuck off stealing my focus, i'll check you when i'm finished doing half of your work ... you useless heap of shite...
Winamp wouldn't do that to me...
Who the fuck decides to cook disgusting smelling food at this time of night.
Fuck sake.
anti-social bastard.
yes i love coming home after a very long day, sitting here whilst you make sure you put your other headphone in halfway through conversation and turning the volume up. but don't worry, as you sit there listening to david bowie on the highest volume, the conversation is flowing well on my side
I fucking hate it when people who take forever to make a decision. Spending too much time swaying from one option to another and never reaching a conclusion. DECIDE ALREADY AND MOVE THE FUCK ON!!!
alright, just kidding. it's awesome!
fucking mixcloud cunts don't let people download for some reason, yeh sadly the cunts throttle their upload speed so download is slow, should add the admins to cuntscorner
Bored of always being the instigator.
So I'm your best friend when it comes to going to all the shops to find you a beloved wedding dress, which you'd look awful in, and when you need to cover up your hot waxed moustache that made you look even manliest than you normally do but when it comes to going on holiday with me like we had agreed before, it's a no. I would still run after you like a twat because I am not like you. I never will be. Just remember that when he Puts you in awkward situations. Welcome to being a fucking dickhead wife.
Anyone that is in love right needs to fuck right off. It doesn't exist
Yesterday was a complete clusterfuck. Fuck my life.
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