moanlog – Anonymous moaning

they might have told you that you don't have cancer, but is that a reason to fucking start smoking again? next time it'll be too late

If you're going to design an incoherent, rambling, non-nonsensical audit tool then YOU better gather the fucking data. Seriously, you can fuck off with your bureaucratic, plagiarised audit bullshit.

Sorry for taking time out of my day to call you, dickhead. Sorry I fucking cared.

If you say to all of your students you're going to update the site with further exam details, you kind of have an obligation to pull through on that, unless you want us to think you're more of a dickhead than you already are. The exam is so flippin' close and you've told us next to nothing about it.

brb while I read years worth of work to make sure I cover everything for the exam

If you say you're going to come and pick me up in 10 minutes, make sure you come and pick me up in 10 minutes.

I didn't get the memo explaining any changes, so that just makes you a liar. You also carry a phone everywhere with you, which incidentally is permanently attached to your ear, so why can you not ring me and tell me you're running late which allows me to do other things while I wait instead of just waiting for you.

So even on your way out of your job you don't have the dignity to leave without stirring up shit and trying to get people to fall out with each other can you?
You are one small minded motherfucker and I guarantee you this - all your evil, lying, backstabbing, sneaky, dishonest ways are going to
Catch up with you. Karma...fucking Karma. Be afraid - be very afraid my friend because the Universe will
Balance out the things you've done.

Goodbye you bit fat fucking lying piece of shit. I'll be happy to see you fucking go!! Now fuck off!

Punching above your weight again, silly boy will you ever learn

Oral sex is not a chore, get on with it you miserable cunt.

I realise now that I do wayyyyyy too much for you. If you don't have time for me then I really don't have time for you. Thanks a bunch.

I took psychology, not fucking biology. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SYNAPTIC FUCKING TRANSMISSION AND NEUROTRANSMITTORS AND FUCKING HORMONES.
Because I don't give a shit about them, and if I have to write about them in the exam, there's no doubt that I'm gonna fail it.