moanlog – Anonymous moaning

I think I may have met the man of my dreams. Unfortunately, it's after I got herpes.

i still hate you. and i'm not going to stop hating you until it stops hurting.

WHY DO HEADPHONES HATE ME?

that photo still makes me feel sick to my stomach and beyond. how could you do that?

almost had a head-on collision with a motorcycle at a petrol station because he came out of the side of the station at full speed heading the wrong way right at me. at a fucking petrol station! as if the roads weren't enough for them to act like assholes! for fuck's sake grow a fucking brain! it takes less than 1 minute to go the right way!

i don't love you like that anymore.. i don't know if i ever did
i tried

So I'm your best friend when it comes to going to all the shops to find you a beloved wedding dress, which you'd look awful in, and when you need to cover up your hot waxed moustache that made you look even manliest than you normally do but when it comes to going on holiday with me like we had agreed before, it's a no. I would still run after you like a twat because I am not like you. I never will be. Just remember that when he Puts you in awkward situations. Welcome to being a fucking dickhead wife.

Dear Flatmates,

There is a reason why we have a kitchen fire door. To protect me from you fucking retards.

i fucking hate you

:'( you've managed to break my heart, congratulations