moanlog – Anonymous moaning

great start to the fucking day. thanks a lot for nothing.

Wish I wasn't working on a Thursday night. There are better things to do, like putting my head through a food processor, having rabid sex or at the very least, not being here.

Anyone that is in love right needs to fuck right off. It doesn't exist

so i drank some tequila and then I drank some more - tequila-inspired tequila overconsumption. I guess I killed some brain cells the first time around to do this to myself!!!!!

Look I just forgot to click 'reply to all' don't be hating on me so bad.

stop it, stop it, stop it,
Stop it, Stop it, Stop it,
Stop It, Stop It, Stop It,
STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT.

please

I'd of guessed that to be Gaurav if it wasn't for the "21st" comment.

I have the carcasses of three deceased Grande Latte's with an extra shot of expresso, on my desk... it makes me sad.

I can tell they're deceased by the way the light passes through them unscathed by the presence of a hot beverage.

So I wake early and drive for sixty minutes to get to a place which I'm not needed to be at because you didn't listen to the customer correctly.

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Now, let me staple your scrotum to your thigh in recourse.

What the fuck's up with my history teacher!
At A2 Levels, you'd think it was pretty important that she actually made an effort to teach us. Today, she was in the classroom for a total of 3 and a half minutes as she kept coming in and out. Then laughed like, "haha, oh look, now * wants to speak to me.. I'll be back.. hahaha, that sounds like the terminator.. hahaha".

IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY BITCH. BECAUSE OF THE LAST 2 YEARS OF UTTERLY SHIT TEACHING FROM YOU, I AM GOING TO FAIL MY A LEVEL HISTORY. YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO TEACH.