moanlog – Anonymous moaning

To the VW Golf that made me swerve to fucking Australia: Just because your car is newer and has a bigger penis than mine, doesn't mean you can stick your fat dick in the middle of the road when I am coming straight towards you at 40MPH. #vwgolf #driving

Dear Mr. Old Person on the X80,

Yes, I can see there's a queue. But we were here before these people and decided to wait outside of it instead of lining up.

I want to thank you for pushing me out the way like that. Because I just LOVE it. The only reason I didn't push back (or smack your head through the bus window, trust me I thought of it) is because you look like you've only got 2 years at best before you die, and so I didn't want your premature death on my conscience.

Another thing, in future please either put you wife on a lead with a muzzle so she can't chat shit, or leave her at home in her cage.

Yours gratefully,
The guy who wouldn't mind if you choked on your dinner tonight.

Life suddenly feels useless. What is the meaning of it? Am I going to have to live every single fucking day? What if I don't want to. Does anybody care? I love my life. I love my family and friends. I love cute animals.

If you walked into my room and the light was on, why would I want the light shut when you leave? RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Doesn't it just annoy you how when your trying to shag a bird, she comes round half way through :(

You're too cowardly to embrace love when you feel it and it's staring you right in the face. Ideally, I'd like to think you'll look back on this moment and realise what you've lost and will lose at the end of it all, but you won't.

Was I ever anything more to you than what I am right now? And if so, what? You never tell me.

I would never have wanted your child or children like you, just look at you

My mother in law, a fuck wit of global proportion.

Fuck you Clegg. Fuck you Cameron. You don't know what you've done.
Labor, you got my vote next time.

gaurav, are you still behind this? your zuide afrika warrior misses you.