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I hate when Luton makes impossible exams and I get disappointing marks.

Great now that's another thing I have to sort out, thanks for making me look like a twat.

to me it doesn't matter that me and mr perfect are not engaged or married it; it will happen. for you, it was ARRANGED. you will have to live with the fact that no guy wanted you before him. he was desperate to get married and you fitted the bill perfectly. at least my other half knows the difference between a dick and a vagina, maybe he can touch your raisins on your chest and orgasm over that!!

I'm quite enjoying sitting here watching you fuck up your life.
Please continue, it amuses me.

So I crashed into the back an x reg ford fiesta which was owned by a "friend". I hit her back so it was ultimately my fault. I was in shock at the time when it happened but said I would pay for any damage (as any friend would). You bit me in the back and said to go through insurers. Not only did you ruin what we had as a friendship but you ruined my life for those few weeks whilst your precious car was being dealt with. You decided that your metal piece of junk was worth more than any friendship we had. You made your bed now lie in it. Don't text me after and say "let's not ruin our friendship". I think you'll find *I* didn't ruin anything, you did it all by yourself. I hope you get what you deserve because what goes around comes around.

it's getting harder and harder to keep smiling and put on a happy face

So I got a new pair of gym gloves, opened them up and noticed that they were both labeled "L" on the little tag inside. In the 21 years of my existence i've always thought that L on a tag inside something you wear stood for left, so I e-mailed the gym glove people and asked whats up. They gave me some fucking lame ass sarcastic reply to basically say "Yes L stands for left" in a sort of "are you retarded?" manner.

Well Mr Gym Glove Maker, ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? Why does my right hand fit in a glove labeled as left? Am I deformed or what the fuck?

God.

One day of you wasn't enough, that weekend with you wasn't enough, spending a whole week together won't be enough, forever with you won't be enough. I miss my bf :(

This stupid site still fixated on being as far left of the page, just to be annoying?

I am really fucking annoyed that no one seems to be able to rename the Vista MS Styles so that my whole list is propagated with exactly the same names.

Is it really THAT difficult to get them renamed?

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