moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Why o why do I always attract the biggest FUCKTARDS in my life. Its like I give off a bloody scent. Just eff off and leave me alone.

For someone who sells computer equipment to not know how to properly use one is fucking ridiculous.

If you come up to me and say: "I need Office 2007. By the way, for the last 6 months a strange program called Bo Peep keeps opening and closing the anti virus but I didn't think it was important. Is it?" Then I should be allowed to punch your dick up into your stomach and piss over your eyeballs.

Do you want to bring the whole fucking network down with your endless stupidity? If something seems wrong then fucking tell me before half a fucking year has passed.

I don't like talking about people behind their backs, but with you I'll make the exception because you're too fucking emotionally unstable to be able to handle the truth to your face. So here's a little reality check for you.

1) Nobody actually likes you. Everybody you know has complained about you to me at least once, most on a regular occasion. I can see exactly where they're coming from.

2) You're the last person in the world who can tell me how to eat healthily. Whatever you believe, pasta is healthier than deep fried chips. Get that into your head. You'd have thought the fact that I'm in a much better shape than you would be a shining example of why I'm right, but apparently not.

3) You need to stop complaining you're overweight and continuing to stuff your face with a fucking multi-pack of mars bars. Your excuses for not going to the gym are ridiculous, "I don't like the showers" being a personal highlight. If you want to lose weight, get on a fucking treadmill. Don't sit there crying into your Krispy Kremes.

4) You're not a nice person. The tone of your voice with everything you say is disgusting, and 'twat' seems to come out of your mouth every other word. When I laugh when you say "I guess I'm just too nice!", it's because I'm trying to figure out if there's any way on earth you could be serious.

5) You're fucking lazy. Every single things is "too much effort", from walking up a hill that literally takes 45 seconds to taking putting on a jumper when you're cold.

I swear down, if you say something is too much effort, or call someone a twat, or bitch about my friend, or do any of this shit you think I think is funny anymore, I'm going to stab you in the face with a shovel. Repeatedly. Sort your fucking life out.

I'm still mad we never did Weview.

i fucking hate your mentality you fuckkkkingg close-minded idiot. i fucking hate you to the point i wana slap you across the face and maybe kill you you
e fuckin selfish and inconsiderate. you fucking throw a fit at me whenever you're in a bad mood n expect me to humour you afterwards?? kiss my ass u fuking retard and cease to fuckin exist.

So I'm your best friend when it comes to going to all the shops to find you a beloved wedding dress, which you'd look awful in, and when you need to cover up your hot waxed moustache that made you look even manliest than you normally do but when it comes to going on holiday with me like we had agreed before, it's a no. I would still run after you like a twat because I am not like you. I never will be. Just remember that when he Puts you in awkward situations. Welcome to being a fucking dickhead wife.

People mess you about in the privacy of your home, you don't like it, but then you inflict the same mental abuse on your closest friends?

Wow. Just wow.

how many times do i need to say it? if it's not urgent, don't fucking call me at work! send a text!

fuck you BARNEY & co!!! fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you're not even my boss anymore. wtf is your problem? ffs