moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Dear Mr. Old Person on the X80,

Yes, I can see there's a queue. But we were here before these people and decided to wait outside of it instead of lining up.

I want to thank you for pushing me out the way like that. Because I just LOVE it. The only reason I didn't push back (or smack your head through the bus window, trust me I thought of it) is because you look like you've only got 2 years at best before you die, and so I didn't want your premature death on my conscience.

Another thing, in future please either put you wife on a lead with a muzzle so she can't chat shit, or leave her at home in her cage.

Yours gratefully,
The guy who wouldn't mind if you choked on your dinner tonight.

i hate my college.

There are far more other means of communication than social media. How about going back to basics

A little tiny bit of appreciation for how hard a work is all I ask, a little understanding

Why dont they do something about that noisy cunt downstairs? Why is the noisy cunt downstairs so fucking noisy? What a total asshole. I'm gonna leave this apt and then Im gonna buy one of those airhorns and then Im gonna come round to his apartment every night at 4am and blast that shit through his fucking letter box. What a total fuck head.

I'm tired, I can't sleep, I feel so stressed. I can't cope :(

I have a dream, a dream for tonight where Satan and his accomplices of evil call their leader home from the midst of the raging inferno. She, entranced will step forward, trip due to the obscene height of her boots and fall into the fire. But the fire won’t finish her off, oh no , as she is from hells backside. No what will do her in is a helpful neighbour stepping in with a glass of water or maybe me with a hose. She will be drenched and then just like in the wizard of oz, she will melt into a pool of slime.
Everyone will be very surprised that she actually wasn’t a human being but a witch from hell but they will soon go back to eating burgers. I in the meantime would not want anyone to slip in the green oozing slime and so will put sawdust down. Just like they did at school. People could also use it as a handy ashtray. Then when a convenient time arises, she will be swept into a black rubbish sack that has also been used to empty the litter tray and disposed of. Forever a mix of slime and cat piss.
I don’t think it will come true, I think she will come back from the nights festivities, complain about the food, people, fireworks etc etc and then return to her coffin, only to rise in the morning to continue her rampage of evil. I can only cross my fingers!

oi retard, i think its fair enough to say that MY food is well you know MEANT FOR ME. it doesnt mean you can take it and pretend that it was someone elses, i mean who else friggin buys food for the house? just you or me. i dont think its too difficult to deduce who bought it. well hopefully karma will make you choke on my food and die, then i will be the one who will be jumping on your grave calling you a absolute wanker for stealing my food all the time. that will teach you.

Why o why do I always attract the biggest FUCKTARDS in my life. Its like I give off a bloody scent. Just eff off and leave me alone.

Should people really be themselves, or not...?