moanlog – Anonymous moaning

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I haaaaaaaaate people touching my MacBook screen. I'm always cleaning it to get rid of greasy fingered idiots' marks off, then as soon as I do it, someone else touches it. If my MacBook wasn't a piece of electronic gorgeousness I wouldn't care.

How would you feel if you're looking at the screen and all you can see are two fucking fingerprints.

I dislike the fact that I have no evidence for my thesis and must now pull 10,000 words out of my arse on some fantastical concept that doesn't have any basis in fact.

Well, shit.

I am sick to death of reading the newspapers. The last thing I want to see in the morning with my Tea and Bran Flakes is more fucking injustice.

NEWSFLASH GOVERNMENT: IF A HUMAN COMMITS A SERIOUS CRIME, THEN THEY LOSE THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS.

It's so fucking simple it blows my mind that these ridiculous prick's whims are pandered to.

When you've linked your Twitter and Facebook accounts so that you can post status updates between the two simultaneously, please remember that's what you're doing.

Twitter accounts have usernames, prefixed with @, so when you're going to post a “tweet” to Facebook, those usernames have no meaning and instantly becomes a piece of noise, and also makes you look like a crazy bastard.

Post generic messages that apply to both your friends on both the social networks, not specific tweets involving Twitter users.

Thanks.

fucking what a joke. my client is owed £3 something and the accounts bitch see's it fit to send stamps that cost the same amount as the refund :/ WTF if i was a client i'd screw!

If you're selling a product, it doesn't matter if it's online or on a shelf, you need to display the price in a clear manner. There is no way in hell I am going to buy from a company that can't get simple advertising correct.

I am namely talking about Spanning Sync. This application sounds like a god send and does exactly what I want to do. Great! There's a download link for a free trial so I immediately know I there's either a paid version or something. How much is it? I don't know! I'll blindly download the trial, integrate all my shit into it and hope it displays a price inside the application.

I had to search the webpage with my browser (cmd+f > $) for the price, and guess what - it's only listed in testimonials. Jeez.

you are a secretary. your job is to answer calls. ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE AND STOP TAKING PERSONAL CALLS. fuck's sake, i have better things to do than answer someone else's phone. LIKE MY JOB.

When a girl is obviously quite happily seeing a guy, why can't you just back off and leave your pathetic mooning to the privacy of your own little room? Seriously, back the fuck off. It's bad enough that you'd try and hide the fact that you're going to see her from me even when it's patently obvious that that's where I'm going too when we meet on the bus, but Jesus Christ, just grow a pair and move the fuck on, cos you're not fooling anyone. Fucking douchebag.

why do i try so hard? :(

i'm getting bored of myself doing this
but i cant help it
why don't you seem to care how things have changed?

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