moanlog – Anonymous moaning

There's only so much you can keep repeating yourself and then get to the point of fuck it. Who gives a shit

Fuck you and your happiness

(Insert my time for happiness when you can please god and please say it's soon )

Why can't I just be in love

we were so close to having a good week.

I have a dream, a dream for tonight where Satan and his accomplices of evil call their leader home from the midst of the raging inferno. She, entranced will step forward, trip due to the obscene height of her boots and fall into the fire. But the fire won’t finish her off, oh no , as she is from hells backside. No what will do her in is a helpful neighbour stepping in with a glass of water or maybe me with a hose. She will be drenched and then just like in the wizard of oz, she will melt into a pool of slime.
Everyone will be very surprised that she actually wasn’t a human being but a witch from hell but they will soon go back to eating burgers. I in the meantime would not want anyone to slip in the green oozing slime and so will put sawdust down. Just like they did at school. People could also use it as a handy ashtray. Then when a convenient time arises, she will be swept into a black rubbish sack that has also been used to empty the litter tray and disposed of. Forever a mix of slime and cat piss.
I don’t think it will come true, I think she will come back from the nights festivities, complain about the food, people, fireworks etc etc and then return to her coffin, only to rise in the morning to continue her rampage of evil. I can only cross my fingers!

This website isn't social enough... I want to crowdsource moaning

My Father is an asshole.

Im sorry that I didn't want to take your sister out. But I don't like her and don't think I should put myself out for you. So what if she doesn't have a boyfriend, a lot of people don't. I know I owe you a favor, but seriously. Not this. Not now.

go fuck yourself

I think I'm tired of fucking my girlfriend. I try to drop subtle hints like: Ignoring her phone calls, conveniently having emergencies, dropping her off at home without going in. I'm hoping she'll dump me so I don't have to do the dirty work. Even though I'm a cold-hearted bastard, I can't bring myself to break another heart. I hope she takes the many hints and fucks off, soon, I'm ready to move on.