moanlog – Anonymous moaning

gah my neighbour has put some fox repellant sound-emitting machine in their garden and it seems to have broken and now plays a faint but highly fucking annoying sound constantly which I can hear in my room

I want you two to be together..really I do
but I want us to be together so much more. I know which i'll try to help but i cant guarentee it because my heart is somewhere else and i cant force any one to feel something
pick me, i already feel that way

If you're going to design an incoherent, rambling, non-nonsensical audit tool then YOU better gather the fucking data. Seriously, you can fuck off with your bureaucratic, plagiarised audit bullshit.

yes my music is loud
thats because you have all pissed me off and i'm trying to get on with my work
so dont come into the same room as me, sit down to read your book and ask me to keep turning the music down to a point where only mice can hear it!
there are 7 other fucking rooms you can go sit in where my music won't bother you!

I hate my throat. Piece of shit needs to get better so I can talk with my bois.

I have an idea which will not be realised until someone far more important than me proposes it....

yes it still hurts. yes i still hate you. not like you care or give a shit anymore. but it still hurts more than i can manage it.

i feel small. very, very small. and very silly.

Why do I have to put up with stinking cigarette smoke in my face all the time in the street? And meat cooking on stands in the street? And petrol fumes? Get out of my face. I wish it was OK to wear face masks in the UK like they do in Japan. Toxic wankers.

quit fucking stealing my focus, itunes. i only use you for the convenience of updating the ipod. don't think that just because you crave my attention means that you can steal my mouse and keyboard inputs while i'm searching the web for details that you should automatically know. seriously, fuck off stealing my focus, i'll check you when i'm finished doing half of your work ... you useless heap of shite...

Winamp wouldn't do that to me...