moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Like I give a shit! There's a reason I haven't tried to contact you in the last 8 months. Why? Because I don't care about your stressful day, your "love life", or your pathetic little problems. So go do one.

People who smell of last night's dinner should not be allowed to commute. You know who you are.

don't say you're listening. you're not fucking listening.

I really don't get why actors put their hands out in front of incoming traffic as if they have some superpower that is magically going to stop the car from crushing them, and to top it off, they just pause?! Maybe they're all students of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning and they're training to be in the next X-Men. It's stupid, no one does it, and it looks totally fake.

If you did that in real life you would be fucked.

It's pretty lame how Sky+ can record a max of 2 programs without letting you change channel. If you change channel it asks you to cancel a recording :( This might work if you have a house of 2 or 3, but any larger and it starts becoming a prick.

Also can I just say, since Sky got some idiot to swap over the box, the new one has been making loud noises and I'm not fucking paying £80 again.

why does everything have to be just that little bit more difficult with you
its like you want us to argue
i don't want to argue, i love you

Just because I don't do things your "traditional" way doesn't make me less of a person. I don't want to rush things like you did, I know for a fact that that isn't a real smile. Ham it up all you want, I don't believe you when you say you're happy. I'm happy, let me get on with it.

if you really cared about me, if you really loved me like you said you did, you would be here for me tellin me it will all be ok. if you really loved me, you wouldnt have left me to do this on my own.

you can't even remember to buy me lunch when I'm staying in the office to work on YOUR project. i fell totally appreciate. NOT. </1998>

Oh honey just look at you. You're a total mess!