moanlog – Anonymous moaning

I don't like how at the end of a semester, the lecturers give us our exams or final courseworks, then they say “Good luck with the rest of your final year!”. There's something patronising or finalising about it that I just don't like or don't see as appropriate. It's like saying goodbye but in a really lame way. Just don't say anything.

how is it possible that i am so busy at work that i can't breathe but my colleagues are just chilling? ffs

You put your pizza in the oven then go for a shower. I pull it out before it gets burnt, then you come back and complain that its undercooked.

FUCK YOU CUNT.

Tantrums and little madam, anything else you want to call your girlfriend?!

Why do people talk such mundane crap nowadays? I mean really? I have kept a list today, I have been spoken to about the dog shitting in the garden, Joey Essex leaving the jungle, how clean the office is, how we are having pork for dinner and how the potatoes will be peeled after Emmerdale. FFS - it has got to be linked to a persons IQ.
I tried today to start a conversation about the Germans treatment of the Jews, what came back .... Joey Essex says WW1 ended in 1979. No one in my house knows that there is a BBC4 let alone watch it.
Soaps, xfactor, strictly = food for the brain dead

For fuck's sake. Don't play fucking Yesterday by the fucking Beatles at the gym. I'm trying to run further, not sit down, get stoned and have a fucking reminiscing sob.

predictable, that's what you are.

oi retard, i think its fair enough to say that MY food is well you know MEANT FOR ME. it doesnt mean you can take it and pretend that it was someone elses, i mean who else friggin buys food for the house? just you or me. i dont think its too difficult to deduce who bought it. well hopefully karma will make you choke on my food and die, then i will be the one who will be jumping on your grave calling you a absolute wanker for stealing my food all the time. that will teach you.

Chase me already

You don't fucking know me, stop acting like you do. We're friends, ok. And I think you're awesome. But making judgements like that about me is absolutely not okay. Especially when it's your fault. I've known you for like 6 months, there's no way you can say that kind of thing when I don't see you that often. And stop spreading that shit, too.