moanlog – Anonymous moaning

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No fuck off! What? You didn't think I'd say no did you. No no no no. That is such a powerful word and you're going to hear me say it more now. No no no no no - FUCK OFF!

I'm a photographer who has 20 weddings to edit, and I have no desire to continue editing them.. I'm sick of looking at fucking wedding dresses. Please, make the color correction go away.

This Liberian has literally walked past me 6 times in the last 3 minutes. I don't think anyone has sneaked in, I don't think any Student is masturbating in the corner, I don't think anything has changed that much since you last checked.

To my ex wife who is still living in my house: Why the fuck go to bed and forget your washing in the machine? Then you go downstairs at 2am and put in the dryer, but disregarding the info i told you about closing the dryer door. For fucks sake, you don't have to slam it shut you sponging fat whore, just close it gently then press hard in the middle where the latch is.

I swear, if i thought it was socially acceptable i'd cut your nipples off you annoying slut.

working with big brother is a pain. Their egos and their un-professionalism is making me crazy. I'll have no teeth (ground) or hair (pulled) left in 2 weeks!

fucking what a joke. my client is owed £3 something and the accounts bitch see's it fit to send stamps that cost the same amount as the refund :/ WTF if i was a client i'd screw!

fucking pmt
can't even use it as an excuse because no men bloody think its real

Your so afraid of any form of confrontation that now your refusing to even speak to me. I cant help you if you dont want to help yourself by trying to explain exactly what you're thinking about this. You were the dullest girl I've ever had to spend 4 months of my life with, and now that its finally over you're speaking even less. As if that was possible. Are we even friends now? Part of me actually hopes not. So wont you grow a pair and actually try speaking once in a while because theres a lot of shit that we gotta sort out.

You're a cunt. Never before has the thought of someone in pain actually brought me mental pleasure. But the idea of hitting you with something, right over the back of the head, or seeing you lying infront of a bus that just knocked you down, actually gives me some sick form of enjoyment.
You're a useless cow. You've ruined it for me, for the last 2 years. Because of you, I'm probably going to have to seriously rethink my future. You're a waste of space, a waste of life, and you have a furry face.

Now go run across a motorway or something.

Thanks for that, you give us our marks on our coursework but you don't provide any feedback.

You are unbelievable, you teach nonsense in your lectures, you don't understand any question directed at you, you do not appear for the last lecture before an exam and to top it off, you don't give us any feedback for a coursework that appears to have taken you an entire month to mark (protip: other lecturers can mark the same amount of work in DAYS, WITH feedback).

I hope you at least find happiness with your boyfriend.

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