Oral sex is not a chore, get on with it you miserable cunt.
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Fucking idiots who do not indicate on roundabouts.
Learn to drive, or better still crash and never drive again.
Who the fuck decides to cook disgusting smelling food at this time of night.
Fuck sake.
Really, it's fine that you don't invite me to your 18th.
It's not like I thought we were good friends. Not like I was speaking to you about the summer pre-18th party you were gonna have on msn the other day. Not like we always have fun together when we're totally pissed. Oh wait.
Maybe you just forgot to send me the facebook invite?
Then again, you managed to remember 68 OTHER PEOPLE.
Thanks, a lot. I'll remember to not get you a present, or invite you to mine.
Get the fuck out of my house, you deep breathing cunt. I can't wait for you to leave my house country.
Stfu bitch. Stop taking to me like I'm a piece of shit.
I don't think I've ever felt so alone.
i miss u soo much babe. ur my world and im sorry for being a bitch to u<3
Some people need to realise they're not fucking perfect
It cuts me like a knife when you're crying down the phone.
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