we're not just friends. deal with it.
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Fucking goddamn fires have turned the sky orange again. These fall days where the humidity is so fucking low that you could light water on fire piss me off. Add winds above 30mph and pyro tendencies, you have a formula to ruin my fucking lungs.
Why do I have to put up with stinking cigarette smoke in my face all the time in the street? And meat cooking on stands in the street? And petrol fumes? Get out of my face. I wish it was OK to wear face masks in the UK like they do in Japan. Toxic wankers.
Im sorry that I didn't want to take your sister out. But I don't like her and don't think I should put myself out for you. So what if she doesn't have a boyfriend, a lot of people don't. I know I owe you a favor, but seriously. Not this. Not now.
for a player, you're not even that good looking. damn them hoes must be drunk when they see you
i'm glad i got rid when i did
turns out you're more of a prick than i ever thought
i don't like being on this side of you
but i'm glad i have seen it
Stop it. You can't, its your fucking best friends' boyfriend!
I absolutely hate people that mask their favours in bullshit conversations that at the end of it mean nothing when you whack out the "oh, by the way can you", "oh yeah that reminds me", "when you get a chance"...
The worst are when they ALWAYS invite you over when you KNOW there's going to be something they want you to do.
Another all time favourite is using their children as a reason to come over then they surprise you with something to do for them.
Of course all of this is free and if you even think about charging them you'll be sent straight to hell.
anyone who got JT tickets can go fuck themselves and then die!
I'm surprised it's still online, but I don't think I can keep this shit up and running for much longer.
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