moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Fucking idiots who do not indicate on roundabouts.
Learn to drive, or better still crash and never drive again.

I just wish that I never met you. I wish that we didn't have conversations every day for years and years. I wish that all of that good stuff didn't happen, because if that didn't happen, this shit wouldn't be happening now. I love you as a friend, and now that's slipping slowly away as a result of other people. And I hate the fact that right now I'm losing you as a friend because we were both so deserving of that friendship.

another day at my underpaid shity job....whoopdeeefuckendooooooo!

Sure make your own fucking plans whilst I run around for you and for your fucking bottles just before we fly out tomorrow morning even after I fucking reminded you that I'm coming for dinner. Made me look like a right fool in front of your parents. Thank you very fucking much. Possibly the most fucked up thing you've ever done.

really? last year you were promoted and given a raise twice. this year you told me how much you love your job and how you never thought you'd enjoy your job so much.

now you want to quit the job that you are doing so well in, that you admittedly love, and that supports you and your aged parents because you're "not feeling it"? the parents that worked almost every day of your miserable life to put you through uni?

you selfish bastard.

So angry with your fucking friends. You come up here, where I've been making my life for years, and they make you into this thing which you're completely not and you just go along with it. And suddenly my friends think I'm living in your shadow? Fuck them. I'm happy. My life is fucking great. And if this shit doesn't calm down it's going to get real fucking boring real fucking fast. I hate them for taking everything I had away from me and changing everything. That's not how it's supposed to work.

Protip: when you're giving out assignments for your students, make sure you outline every single thing you want in clear comprehensible English.

You must a lot of free time on your hands, as I know you will be getting quite a lot of queries from students asking you questions about your fucking ambiguous assignment.

i'm going to fuck your girlfriends. i'm going to enjoy it, but don't worry, you'll get the last laugh.

You just went and proved me right. All that sweet talking was for one reason and one reason only. Definitely a hypocrite. Sick of making an effort EVERYTIME. Your loss.

Please, for the love of god, use BCC if you're sending (read: spamming) a lot of recipients in email.

I don't really appreciate every moron in the world having my personal email address.

If you don't know what BCC is, get off the computer.