moanlog – Anonymous moaning

I fucking HATE this anxiety disorder. I am doing my best to manage it but at 34, it's getting me down. If those fuck-witted homophobes had not made my life hell when I was a teenager then I would probably not be experiencing this shit now. Fuck YOU catholic ass-holes who are still spouting bullshit about my life being 'against family values'. It's my LIFE you child-abusing hypocritical pricks! This prejudice will lead to more young people being as fucked up as I was (and still am, to a lesser degree). I am fucking insulted that the issue of whether I can or cannot marry my partner of 14 years is being debated here in the UK. There should be no debate about it! Marriage may not be for me anyway as I subscribe to the anarcho-queer way of being. However, I'd like the fucking choice! Thank fuck for punk rock.

what part of "i'm looking for something suitable" do you not understand?

Dear Mr. Old Person on the X80,

Yes, I can see there's a queue. But we were here before these people and decided to wait outside of it instead of lining up.

I want to thank you for pushing me out the way like that. Because I just LOVE it. The only reason I didn't push back (or smack your head through the bus window, trust me I thought of it) is because you look like you've only got 2 years at best before you die, and so I didn't want your premature death on my conscience.

Another thing, in future please either put you wife on a lead with a muzzle so she can't chat shit, or leave her at home in her cage.

Yours gratefully,
The guy who wouldn't mind if you choked on your dinner tonight.

argh, this is a pile of shit and I'm majorly stressed and my family don't even give a shit

You're not my problem anymore you spoilt brat.

I like how I pull out all the stops to make sure I get my brother Tinie Tempah tickets as his christmas present, before they sell out.

I dislike how one of his friends rang him up during the day and offered to buy him a ticket so he had someone to go with.

And now I'm stuck with 2 tinie tempah tickets that I don't know what to do with.

i hate all of you

Oh shit. I need to diet.

I wish I was your top priority, just like you are mine

People mess you about in the privacy of your home, you don't like it, but then you inflict the same mental abuse on your closest friends?

Wow. Just wow.