moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Dear Mr. Old Person on the X80,

Yes, I can see there's a queue. But we were here before these people and decided to wait outside of it instead of lining up.

I want to thank you for pushing me out the way like that. Because I just LOVE it. The only reason I didn't push back (or smack your head through the bus window, trust me I thought of it) is because you look like you've only got 2 years at best before you die, and so I didn't want your premature death on my conscience.

Another thing, in future please either put you wife on a lead with a muzzle so she can't chat shit, or leave her at home in her cage.

Yours gratefully,
The guy who wouldn't mind if you choked on your dinner tonight.

I'm a little heartbroken when I see him. I wish I could see him grow up.

i hate it when i come here after ages, just hoping to see a little bit of e rage and not a single motherfucker in the world has posted a gripe. am i to believe you are all floating around on blissful clouds of ignorant ecstasy? that god forbid there are actually happy people on the internet! i refuse to believe such nonsense.

I keep expecting your name to light up my phone

FOR FUCK SAKE - ALL GURURAVS FOKIN FAULT LYK

we were so close to having a good week.

Get off your fucking high horse

this business is not working out. i wish i had the option to pull out. you're fucking annoying me and we're never on the same page about anything.

WHY DO HEADPHONES HATE ME?

Sorry for taking time out of my day to call you, dickhead. Sorry I fucking cared.