moanlog – Anonymous moaning

So I wake early and drive for sixty minutes to get to a place which I'm not needed to be at because you didn't listen to the customer correctly.

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Now, let me staple your scrotum to your thigh in recourse.

The perfect guy is not the one who has the most money, or the most handsome one you'll meet. He is the one who knows how to make you smile and will take care of you each and everyday until the end of time

oh for fucks sake I can't do anything can I

Appreciate what you have before it fucking becomes what you had, dumb fuck

It would be nice if you took a moment and saw where I was coming from. It would dispell (some) misconceptions of me and maybe we would get on better.

Right now it's all me. I thought you were different but you're just like the rest. Albeit wrapped up in nicer packaging.

Take that, you stupid little virus BITCH!
Whoever made it, rot in hell. Because you just wasted an hour of my life trying to get rid of it.
Either way, I win. So fuck you.

Why does he laugh more than he did 1 or 2 years ago? Why is he laughing louder? did tv get funnier? I cant understand it. He lives on his own. Who is going to hear him anyway? He's such a piece of shit. Sometimes im full of rage and just want to go down there and beat him up.

Why is The Daily Mail still being published!!?!

How can I contain a moan to a few words? A moan is a precious thing, it should be savoured and explained. You can not box a moan in you have to let it free. It comes from the soul. ... Enough of my bollox - for fucks sake Moanlog, I can't moan in three sentences! I am lost

Goddamn I need your vagina...