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You come to the gym to TRAIN, not sit around using up the benches chatting to your fucking mate about the latest football results for 20 minutes and making other people wait for you to finish!

He's away for a week and has three more weeks of exam. Then you realise you have a friend in me. As soon as the three weeks are up its goodbye friend again. Don't use me as your second boyfriend. And don't come to me when he's away, I am no ones replacement.

It would be nice if you took a moment and saw where I was coming from. It would dispell (some) misconceptions of me and maybe we would get on better.

Right now it's all me. I thought you were different but you're just like the rest. Albeit wrapped up in nicer packaging.

Usually when you buy a large sized drink you expect it to be somewhat larger than the smaller sizes by at least a reasonable amount, right?

Not the case at my University and their fair-trade bullshit.

Their "large" cup sizes for coffee is ridiculously small, being a fraction larger than the "regular" size which should really be small as it seems you can only just about get a sip out of it before you finish it.

Should have dumped your sorry ass last week, like I wanted to. I need to stop going round in circles about how I feel. I am unhappy in this relationship and it obviously isn't going to change if you sleep all day and ignore my phonecalls.

Pains me to say this but what if I wasn't made for you.maybe someone else deserves me more than you

Actually, no. I've got it. I want to take a rust hacksaw and cut through your throat, the jump on you until all your insides spill out the top of your neck. I want to piss on your decapitated head, and shit on the mess that used to be your body before setting fire to the fucking thing and removing you from this planet once and for all. I want you to fucking die, you fucking cunt.

Why can't I just be in love

this isn't a love triangle, it's a venn diagram of screwed up. you, him, her, me...fucked up.

Why can't people walk in a fucking straight line? How does it make sense to walk diagonally? You're not a fucking crab!! Even horses that have eyes on the sides of their heads manage to walk and run straight - what's your fucking excuse?

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