Listing Random Moans
Most Bus Lanes in London have only a set time where you're not allowed to drive in them, they're clearly marked just before the bus lane.
99% of drivers seem to neglect this fact and NEVER drive in them when they're allowed to. It's like you're all absolute pig thick to release a blue street sign that says you can drive here but no one ever does.
It's quite scary though. If you miss such an obvious thing, what else are you not paying attention to on the roads?
Open your eyes you blind idiots and observe street signs.
fuck fuck fuck fuck i've fucked up now
ok, this guy is really starting to piss me off now.
There's nothing wrong with it.
It's his issue so he needs to shut up and fuck off.
Because if you're going to break up with me in a TEXT, you're nothing to me. Screw the marriage, never loved you anyway.
You're a cunt. Never before has the thought of someone in pain actually brought me mental pleasure. But the idea of hitting you with something, right over the back of the head, or seeing you lying infront of a bus that just knocked you down, actually gives me some sick form of enjoyment.
You're a useless cow. You've ruined it for me, for the last 2 years. Because of you, I'm probably going to have to seriously rethink my future. You're a waste of space, a waste of life, and you have a furry face.
Now go run across a motorway or something.
you fucking disgust me, you fat fucks. eat less. walk more. scientifically proven, you blubber assed piece if shit. don't moan and carp and wheeze, don't stink up the fucking area around you, and if your fat ass falls over, don't look to me for a hand up, my back is bad enough.
To the ginger cat that occasionally comes into this house to be fed: stop scratching up my arm you little furry bastard :)
God just took a shit on me. Thanks a bunch.
Fucking women shouldn't put their tounges into your mouth just for the sake of it. Stupid bitches. We have feelings too....fuck im becoming gay!
why the fuck does my girlfriend now live 2000 minles away, and get pissed off whenever i say i have been out with my friends and one of them was a girl :@ :@
wanna keep me on a fucking tighter leash?
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