moanlog – Anonymous moaning

To all you bellend car drivers out there who don't give two shits about us cyclists when overtaking us on the roads. I may not pay road tax, I may hold you up for a few seconds from getting home to your slutty wife and minging kids, I may be leaner and fitter than you'll ever be in a lifetime. But at the end of the day, we're both road users, so chill the fuck out and take it easy, even though I will meet you 2 miles down the road, filter through the traffic you'll be stuck for an hour and get home much faster than you.

Peace.

You are engaged to your girlfriend so why the fuck do still keep calling me.

Don't look at me like that, bitch on the bus. You're taking up two seats, you only paid to use one.

Now move your fucking bags and quit your screwfacing.

a book that the exam board publishes is suppose to be correct in the sense that it will contain all the relevent information and all the wording is correct. But seriously, when you say look at the diagram of something that isnt in the friggin book how the hell am i suppose to understand the question :S.
Perhaps make better books and maybe i will start to understand this shit.

You and that stupid fucking phone. Seriously.

I get that you want me to remove pics of you from my Facebook, but why the fuck don't you detag and change YOUR security settings, bitch please!! If you knew your pictures would be seen by your precious family, you should NEVER accepted their friend request then. Your fault for being so fakely religious...you can't have your cake and eat it!!

I hate being measured up! Now my boobs are even bigger and I'll have to use those special sites to buy fricking underwear, fuck off!!

I just got in to work, leave me the fuck alone. I do not charge enough to be treated like shit by clients.

Relationships are like glass, sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting them back together, you know?

When I have no work to do, I moan, When I get work to do I moan about having to do it. Meh....