moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Why do people talk such mundane crap nowadays? I mean really? I have kept a list today, I have been spoken to about the dog shitting in the garden, Joey Essex leaving the jungle, how clean the office is, how we are having pork for dinner and how the potatoes will be peeled after Emmerdale. FFS - it has got to be linked to a persons IQ.
I tried today to start a conversation about the Germans treatment of the Jews, what came back .... Joey Essex says WW1 ended in 1979. No one in my house knows that there is a BBC4 let alone watch it.
Soaps, xfactor, strictly = food for the brain dead

You and that stupid fucking phone. Seriously.

She's driving me crazy. I don't know if she likes me or what. I'm putting more effort into this than she is... maybe she's playing hard to get or just doesn't give a shit. I need to know which it is!

dear boss, if you don't touch the spreadsheet, THE NUMBERS WON'T GO WRONG. STOP FUCKING IT UP!

So I got a new pair of gym gloves, opened them up and noticed that they were both labeled "L" on the little tag inside. In the 21 years of my existence i've always thought that L on a tag inside something you wear stood for left, so I e-mailed the gym glove people and asked whats up. They gave me some fucking lame ass sarcastic reply to basically say "Yes L stands for left" in a sort of "are you retarded?" manner.

Well Mr Gym Glove Maker, ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? Why does my right hand fit in a glove labeled as left? Am I deformed or what the fuck?

God.

Thank you for spreading your germs you dirty chav

You're the scum of the earth. You're losers. You're a drain on society, and a waste of space.
Yet you think I'm the asshole?
Get real. The sooner you get beat up, arrested, or knifed (and trust me it's probably coming your way some day) the better.
I'm not scared of you.

disappointed, as always

£3.50 for a tub of strawberries?! What has the world come to...

almost had a head-on collision with a motorcycle at a petrol station because he came out of the side of the station at full speed heading the wrong way right at me. at a fucking petrol station! as if the roads weren't enough for them to act like assholes! for fuck's sake grow a fucking brain! it takes less than 1 minute to go the right way!