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I'm not in love with you.
I was, but I'm not now.
Which is a good thing, and I prefer it this way.
:)

You have a mediocre body, you're short and have a face fit for crime watch. You think quantity over quality and will never do anything that comes from the heart as you don't have one. You only do things as you think "it's right to do it"

Actually, no. I've got it. I want to take a rust hacksaw and cut through your throat, the jump on you until all your insides spill out the top of your neck. I want to piss on your decapitated head, and shit on the mess that used to be your body before setting fire to the fucking thing and removing you from this planet once and for all. I want you to fucking die, you fucking cunt.

I need some sleep, but I only toss and turn. I am hungry and should eat, but the body aches so it isn

Okay, we've been together for five and change fucking years. When will you get that I am not going to be (ever) your domesticated little, stepford housewife and realise that I'm busy because a) I work full time b) go to Uni FULL TIME c) have the niggling need to exist beyond the pull of housework. Hey I know, you don't have a job, you clean!

Do not come to a lecture only to moan about how long it is going to be. The standard is about 2 hours per lecture, you know as soon as that door closes behind you, the lecture will probably go on for a good length of time.

What's the point in coming and moaning all the time about how long it is, how boring the lecture is, or how you're going to wet yourself because you're a fucking idiot and didn't go to a toilet before.

Your fucking whining is actually distracting and quite an insult to the lecturer. Just don't come if you can't handle grown-up shit.

I think I may have met the man of my dreams. Unfortunately, it's after I got herpes.

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I'm surrounded by Fucktards - GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!

Thanks for implying that I'm an uneducated, shallow minded person, you cruel little toad. I can't believe I defended you all those times people have bad-mouthed you. After everything that's happened between us, I finally see you don't really care about me.

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