I really don't think any of the designers of this huge computing equipment manufacturer have ever touched a single product they create layouts for.
I am staring at one of their latest models which has got my baffled by the choices they've made of where to hide wires and place components. I could create a better thought out and more efficient server with my eyes closed.
I've never encountered such an entitled moron. Why do I have the misfortune of sharing an office with you? Why me? What have I done wrong in life to deserve this? It's great that you think you're funny because, let's face it, someone has to. Please, PLEASE. Just stop talking. Just for fifteen seconds.
The perfect guy is not the one who has the most money, or the most handsome one you'll meet. He is the one who knows how to make you smile and will take care of you each and everyday until the end of time
Everywhere I go I see you. There's nothing that doesn't remind me of you :(
I really don't get why actors put their hands out in front of incoming traffic as if they have some superpower that is magically going to stop the car from crushing them, and to top it off, they just pause?! Maybe they're all students of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning and they're training to be in the next X-Men. It's stupid, no one does it, and it looks totally fake.
If you did that in real life you would be fucked.
I hope my relationship survives after we work out our codependency issues.
I hate people that call themselves designers because they have a Mac. It's been a year since graduation and you are still employed at Burger King...time to realise your portfolio is shit.
Why the hell do I have to keep making the effort...I'm the one who texts/calls/messages etc..make an effort already
I can't help shouting at you. There's something about your whole being that just enrages me. You'll ask me for a cup of tea soon and I will become pissed off like the flip of a switch and bite your head off. Just thinking about you pisses me off. It's a real shame we're related.
I hate her - she is gross, stinks of fags and of feet. She is so loud when she eats. She underestimates me and disrespects me. To top it off she is racist and homophobic. When she wants to impress or seem clever/important, she pouts. What a horrible person. I am so much better than you. Dick.
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