moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Listing Random Moans

One day of you wasn't enough, that weekend with you wasn't enough, spending a whole week together won't be enough, forever with you won't be enough. I miss my bf :(

Clean white tops. Muddy field. Nuff said.

I hate her - she is gross, stinks of fags and of feet. She is so loud when she eats. She underestimates me and disrespects me. To top it off she is racist and homophobic. When she wants to impress or seem clever/important, she pouts. What a horrible person. I am so much better than you. Dick.

Usually when you buy a large sized drink you expect it to be somewhat larger than the smaller sizes by at least a reasonable amount, right?

Not the case at my University and their fair-trade bullshit.

Their "large" cup sizes for coffee is ridiculously small, being a fraction larger than the "regular" size which should really be small as it seems you can only just about get a sip out of it before you finish it.

I wish my fat lazy wife would just fuck off.

Tomorrow I shall share a photo of my breakfast, say how little Joey is doing at school and then share something cryptic like "that's it I quit" - just to be ironic. What I want to share is "the physical law of Conservation of Momentum is the smoking gun for me, what do you think?"

Where's the snow? :'(

I'm tired, I can't sleep, I feel so stressed. I can't cope :(

how many times do i need to say it? if it's not urgent, don't fucking call me at work! send a text!

This will sound funny, but I hate wearing clothes. I mean clothes that I wear when I go out, like t-shirts and trousers. I'm just not comfortable in them. I much prefer wearing a vest and pants everyday. That makes me sound like a lazy bum, but I don't mind changing and putting other clothes on, I just don't like to wear them in the house.

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