moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Why would you txt me to say your bf is lovely? What do reply to that with? We all know he's too good for you. Fucking idiot.

Tomorrow I shall share a photo of my breakfast, say how little Joey is doing at school and then share something cryptic like "that's it I quit" - just to be ironic. What I want to share is "the physical law of Conservation of Momentum is the smoking gun for me, what do you think?"

Dear Samsung,

I understand it can be difficult at best with all those billions of dollars to develop software. I, as a consumer, really don't care how effectively I can run and manage a inexpensive piece of plastic. In fact, I just like to spend money for things, bring it home, unwrap and just leave it.

What the fuck. Who says that.

Why do I have to put up with stinking cigarette smoke in my face all the time in the street? And meat cooking on stands in the street? And petrol fumes? Get out of my face. I wish it was OK to wear face masks in the UK like they do in Japan. Toxic wankers.

You sit behind me and all you ever do is fucking whine. I swear to god you don't seem to know how to do anything other than complain about the world.

How the fuck has no one bludgeoned you to death yet? Do I have to step up to the task?

I stand by what I said mock me if you want just cause you are higher up

Waste of my time

You're blocked from my Facebook for a reason dude; you update your status 5 times a second with the longest essays that would put an examiner to sleep, then you start commenting on other peoples stuff with your ridiculous “wisdom” and “wit” that you think is smart.

I like how I pull out all the stops to make sure I get my brother Tinie Tempah tickets as his christmas present, before they sell out.

I dislike how one of his friends rang him up during the day and offered to buy him a ticket so he had someone to go with.

And now I'm stuck with 2 tinie tempah tickets that I don't know what to do with.