moanlog – Anonymous moaning

You fucking prick. The drain manhole does not belong to you. You're a benefit cheating shit head who thinks he's a big man. I got news for you, you are one phone call away from being deported and reported for benefit fraud. One day it will all come back to you and your shit family. Hopefully it'll also come back to your fresh kid too. When you least expect you'll have your cake and eat it too! I cannot wait til it all fucks up in your face. Dickhead.

fed up and want a break from everything including you

I'd be so much happier if you just admitted that you like me.

Get off your fucking high horse

I have the carcasses of three deceased Grande Latte's with an extra shot of expresso, on my desk... it makes me sad.

I can tell they're deceased by the way the light passes through them unscathed by the presence of a hot beverage.

to me it doesn't matter that me and mr perfect are not engaged or married it; it will happen. for you, it was ARRANGED. you will have to live with the fact that no guy wanted you before him. he was desperate to get married and you fitted the bill perfectly. at least my other half knows the difference between a dick and a vagina, maybe he can touch your raisins on your chest and orgasm over that!!

The perfect guy is not the one who has the most money, or the most handsome one you'll meet. He is the one who knows how to make you smile and will take care of you each and everyday until the end of time

If you're going to take and use something, put it back man. I just tried to find the nail cutter and it's nowhere to be seen and I hate typing with long nails. This happens every time, especially when I think I know who it is, but I have no proof. Just put stuff back, you don't even own it.

What's the point in promising students feedback via email?

It's Sunday, I emailed you on Thursday, and our lecture is on Monday. I can't continue or write my report on the work I've done without feedback, so when you said you could give me feedback, I thought it would be great to get lots done in the week before the next lecture.

Thanks.

you are a secretary. your job is to answer calls. ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE AND STOP TAKING PERSONAL CALLS. fuck's sake, i have better things to do than answer someone else's phone. LIKE MY JOB.