To all you bellend car drivers out there who don't give two shits about us cyclists when overtaking us on the roads. I may not pay road tax, I may hold you up for a few seconds from getting home to your slutty wife and minging kids, I may be leaner and fitter than you'll ever be in a lifetime. But at the end of the day, we're both road users, so chill the fuck out and take it easy, even though I will meet you 2 miles down the road, filter through the traffic you'll be stuck for an hour and get home much faster than you.
Peace.