Dear Mr. Old Person on the X80,
Yes, I can see there's a queue. But we were here before these people and decided to wait outside of it instead of lining up.
I want to thank you for pushing me out the way like that. Because I just LOVE it. The only reason I didn't push back (or smack your head through the bus window, trust me I thought of it) is because you look like you've only got 2 years at best before you die, and so I didn't want your premature death on my conscience.
Another thing, in future please either put you wife on a lead with a muzzle so she can't chat shit, or leave her at home in her cage.
Yours gratefully,
The guy who wouldn't mind if you choked on your dinner tonight.