I hate you. You're a waste of space, oxygen, and life. And I swear down, if you carry on playing your fucking awful music at 11:30pm, stopping me from sleeping so much that eventually I give up and come on this because I can't even hear myself think, I will do myself, society, and the gene pool in general a HUGE favour, and fucking kill you.
You get pissed on one can of beer, and think that it gives you the excuse to do stupid stuff when your parents are not at home.
Well FUCK YOU, and I hope you trip over your CD player, fall out your window, onto a very large rusty metal spike.
Goodnight, asshole.