I think I'm tired of fucking my girlfriend. I try to drop subtle hints like: Ignoring her phone calls, conveniently having emergencies, dropping her off at home without going in. I'm hoping she'll dump me so I don't have to do the dirty work. Even though I'm a cold-hearted bastard, I can't bring myself to break another heart. I hope she takes the many hints and fucks off, soon, I'm ready to move on.