To my ex wife who is still living in my house: Why the fuck go to bed and forget your washing in the machine? Then you go downstairs at 2am and put in the dryer, but disregarding the info i told you about closing the dryer door. For fucks sake, you don't have to slam it shut you sponging fat whore, just close it gently then press hard in the middle where the latch is.
I swear, if i thought it was socially acceptable i'd cut your nipples off you annoying slut.