To the robin that sat on the road in front of me this morning:
Just fucking move already. I don't want to drive into you, but you're going to force that to occur if you just sit there obliviously tweeting away! This isn't a tree, it's cold tarmac!
To the robin that sat on the road in front of me this morning:
Just fucking move already. I don't want to drive into you, but you're going to force that to occur if you just sit there obliviously tweeting away! This isn't a tree, it's cold tarmac!